The Mongoose 1,007 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Reported in the Rebel that The X Factor is coming to Ibrox....What's the fuss?The Best Singers have ALWAYS been at Ibrox! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanjo 26,295 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Would be hillarious if an audition was the sash Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrox_Nights 429 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 That shite - no the Sash! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie0202 12,007 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Reported in the Rebel that The X Factor is coming to Ibrox....What's the fuss?The Best Singers have ALWAYS been at Ibrox! Rep whore! Watch the rep come in.Would be hillarious if an audition was the sash Some cunt has to make the telly with that. Only if they're at least half normal though. Don't want any bear to be the source of ridicule. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr3_bear 14,739 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Union bears to appear on the stage singing "ooooh glasgow rangers" with pyro everywhere.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,633 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Wee Louis Walsh is buzzing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATBB 1,524 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Old news. Isn't the live auditions, isn't even the auditions in front of the celebrity judges. It's a screening audition, before people are chosen to actually go in front of the judges at another venue. Won't even be on television.This is how you know the x-factor is a load of bollox. Bad and good singers are screened before actually being put through to appear before Simon Cowell etc, makes for good tv. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastEnclosureBear 2,894 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Shit for cunts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
No.12 508 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Shit for cuntslol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacBoyd 5,328 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Can he play centre half? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitre_mouldmaster 21,509 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Come on tae fuck guys. Not one McCoist karaoke joke yet! Up your game! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Old news. Isn't the live auditions, isn't even the auditions in front of the celebrity judges. It's a screening audition, before people are chosen to actually go in front of the judges at another venue. Won't even be on television.This is how you know the x-factor is a load of bollox. Bad and good singers are screened before actually being put through to appear before Simon Cowell etc, makes for good tv. And the people that get the 5 minute slot for a sob story before their audition aren't just randomly picked from the crowd.9/10 you'll find they belong to a talent agency of some sort. The X-Factor is the biggest fix on the tele, don't know why people bother giving it views & money Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
one55 1,510 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 bet we're getting fuck all for it. get them tae fuck. xfactor is a load of shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mongoose 1,007 Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 Read Ben Elton's book Chart Throb....it is all about a spoof competition but apparently it is not THAT far from hows things are done!...it is funny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElBufalo20 7,826 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Old news. Isn't the live auditions, isn't even the auditions in front of the celebrity judges. It's a screening audition, before people are chosen to actually go in front of the judges at another venue. Won't even be on television.This is how you know the x-factor is a load of bollox. Bad and good singers are screened before actually being put through to appear before Simon Cowell etc, makes for good tv. It will be in front of the judges Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
linfield1690 4,249 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 The shit factor Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VERITAS VOS LIBREBETS 3,311 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Watch all the mhicks fighting to sing a rheble song so they can bum to their mates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian 4,281 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Apparently one tim was going to cover Bowies song changed to Treble Rebel, but now he's doing gone, gone gone by Johnny Mathis.There is no truth in the rumour Donald Findlay is one of the acts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigG 56 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Read Ben Elton's book Chart Throb....it is all about a spoof competition but apparently it is not THAT far from hows things are done!...it is funny!That's a brilliant book, very funny and very believable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOUIS G 1 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Couldn't rap a bag of cement Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATBB 1,524 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 It will be in front of the judgesNo it isn't. Read the article about it. It's a screening audition, they sit in front of a panel that decides whether or not they are good/bad enough for the Television auditions. Also as said previouly by another, those with sob-stories/linked with talent agencies are also pushed through at these auditions.What you think the X-Factor Auditions in front of the celebrity judges just happen and bang you're on the telly? Course not. They take a crop of bad and good singers, throw in some with sob stories, and those people are taken to the auditions in front of the celebrity judges to be televised. The X-factor is a sham, and a load of shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpete 3,186 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 No it isn't. Read the article about it. It's a screening audition, they sit in front of a panel that decides whether or not they are good/bad enough for the Television auditions. Also as said previouly by another, those with sob-stories/linked with talent agencies are also pushed through at these auditions.What you think the X-Factor Auditions in front of the celebrity judges just happen and bang you're on the telly? Course not. They take a crop of bad and good singers, throw in some with sob stories, and those people are taken to the auditions in front of the celebrity judges to be televised. The X-factor is a sham, and a load of shite.Think they go through 3 or 4 processes before they get anywhere near the judges, as you say. There is no chance Cowell sits day after day watching the keek that turn up, your also right about the sob story, the bigger the sob story the more chance of qualifying.When Subo went on it Cowell and co were fully aware that a mutant in a dress was appearing and they had too look surprised they even had placements in the crowd who were filmed and were wired up to make it look like everyone was surprised, utter pish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
16BlueSherbert90 19,175 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I'm sure I posted about this a while ago and I'm pretty sure WATBB is correct when it said judges won't be there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElBufalo20 7,826 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 No it isn't. Read the article about it. It's a screening audition, they sit in front of a panel that decides whether or not they are good/bad enough for the Television auditions. Also as said previouly by another, those with sob-stories/linked with talent agencies are also pushed through at these auditions.What you think the X-Factor Auditions in front of the celebrity judges just happen and bang you're on the telly? Course not. They take a crop of bad and good singers, throw in some with sob stories, and those people are taken to the auditions in front of the celebrity judges to be televised. The X-factor is a sham, and a load of shite.Wonder why Ibrox then. Knew they had pre auditions in smaller places.That's disappointing then would liked to have seen the glorious Main Stand on tv to the millions that watch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.