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I've got a bit of a dilemma boys. The missus works in a safari park and she just had to put down her favourite animal (tiger she reared from a cub) she is in fucking bits but I really don't want to miss this. Do I fuck her off an watch the gave or play the doting bf and say it doesn't matter. I know what I want to do but I know the shit ill get for it

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I've got a bit of a dilemma boys. The missus works in a safari park and she just had to put down her favourite animal (tiger she reared from a cub) she is in fucking bits but I really don't want to miss this. Do I fuck her off an watch the gave or play the doting bf and say it doesn't matter. I know what I want to do but I know the shit ill get for it

Loads of tigers kicking about mate. Only one Glasgow Rangers. Let her deal with it!

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I've got a bit of a dilemma boys. The missus works in a safari park and she just had to put down her favourite animal (tiger she reared from a cub) she is in fucking bits but I really don't want to miss this. Do I fuck her off an watch the gave or play the doting bf and say it doesn't matter. I know what I want to do but I know the shit ill get for it

No brainer. Watch the game. She will get over it.

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I've got a bit of a dilemma boys. The missus works in a safari park and she just had to put down her favourite animal (tiger she reared from a cub) she is in fucking bits but I really don't want to miss this. Do I fuck her off an watch the gave or play the doting bf and say it doesn't matter. I know what I want to do but I know the shit ill get for it

Order her a WWF endangered tiger sponsorship tonight and say you've got to go out tonight and get her a surprise. See the game and then give her a wee tinkle saying you got mugged or something, your fine, and that your staying at a pals house close by. Tomorrow, get your arse out early and get her a big cuddly tiger from Clintons or wherever. Return home tomorrow with the tiger and let her know about the sponsorship.

Mon' the Rangers and RIP to the tiger!

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