born a blue nose 90,678 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Due a turn off of these cunts now ForeverAndEver 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcosseBear 614 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 140 from 20 that’s been lying in my account for weeks on a virtual horse 😁 BridgeIsBlue, murzo and born a blue nose 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ready1873 3,867 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 This epidemic came at a good time for me regarding gambling. Been trying to curtail it for a while and was struggling. Now no had a bet in 13 days which is easily, easily the longest I've went in 12-13 years. No missing it at all so will hopefully wean me off it ForeverAndEver 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueoysterbar 19,522 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Can't take my eyes off that MAGIC OF LIGHT for this virtual National. You're trying to outthink a hundred odd algorithms which is completely impossible though. Surely Tiger Roll's performance in that Cross Country chase at Cheltenham will fuck up his chances. At least it's something that's a bit of fun to bet on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger4life_1872 29,413 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Its sad as fuck but I'm buzzing for this race today GetToTheChoppa, glasgow argyle and Laudrup1984 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,494 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, ger4life_1872 said: Its sad as fuck but I'm buzzing for this race today I'm also in the sad as fuck bracket 😂😂 Laudrup1984 and ger4life_1872 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow argyle 1,093 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 42 minutes ago, ger4life_1872 said: Its sad as fuck but I'm buzzing for this race today I have never bet on virtual racing or cartoon racing as I prefer to call it, but fuck it, after all it is the grand national., total stakes £20.00 on a few each way, I hope I break even as I need the money lol ger4life_1872 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetToTheChoppa 6,873 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 On 03/04/2020 at 03:30, born a blue nose said: Think my next race is horse n cart Was that the actual picture ? Or did you get it fae google. Looks like that poor horse has fucked its hind leg. Hate seeing that. Couldnt give a fuck about the jockeys. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboBear 162 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Done Beware the Bear for obvious reasons. Also wanted a something with a bigger price. Not sure if the virtual will have fallers but if not Kildisart at 50s looks good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paisley Blue Loyal 11,098 Posted April 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2020 £5 e.w Beware The Bear £5e.w Walk In The Mill £2.50 e.w The Storyteller £2.50 e.w Potters Corner Just gone for names that either vaguely mean something to me or I just like the sound of 😂 Anyway good luck to everybody that’s having a wee punt and trying to break the monotony of another otherwise dull day. glasgow argyle, hammer93, murzo and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrup1984 25,100 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Had Aso haha! hammer93 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger4life_1872 29,413 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Laudrup1984 said: Had Aso haha! Bastard ha ha, was on walk in the mill , thought I was getting it on the line Laudrup1984 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,678 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Aso is a fucking asshole. Done me for 160. hope it go out doon hammer93, ger4life_1872 and Laudrup1984 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammer93 15,054 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Laudrup1984 said: Had Aso haha! I'm not liking the fact it fell bud....looked the winner until it fell 😂 Laudrup1984 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger4life_1872 29,413 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 I hope you get put down to a virtual horse 🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueoysterbar 19,522 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 How did their computer have Aso falling? Horse hasn't fallen in its entire career. No letters in its career form at all. hammer93 and born a blue nose 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Blue Loyal 11,098 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 £30 bet in total 1st and 2nd out of 4 horses backed, All e.w £80 returned, Happy Days Fuck Aso 😂😂 ForeverAndEver, theblueoysterbar and ianb1547 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetToTheChoppa 6,873 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 4 hours ago, theblueoysterbar said: How did their computer have Aso falling? Horse hasn't fallen in its entire career. No letters in its career form at all. I said this on here before that my mate always goes against what should happen. I'd say what you said, then he'd say "well it must have been due then". And you kinda just think aye thats true tbh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueoysterbar 19,522 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 2 hours ago, GetToTheChoppa said: I said this on here before that my mate always goes against what should happen. I'd say what you said, then he'd say "well it must have been due then". And you kinda just think aye thats true tbh The only explanation I can see is that it has never run over more than 3m and some fucking tiredness algorithm got it, but a tired horse wouldn't have been making ground like that with half a mile to go and falling at a plain fence, which at 4'7" is the smallest in the race. Hadn't fallen, been brought down, pulled up or refused in 7 years of jumps racing. And Charlie Deutsch has been guiding it over fences for years, 3 wins and 4 places from 15 runs over 4 years. But their simulator had it fall. Pish. Probably overthinking it though, it was just supposed to be a bit of fun after all. GetToTheChoppa, born a blue nose and hammer93 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post born a blue nose 90,678 Posted April 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2020 Fun my arse I’m still raging 😂 hammer93, ForeverAndEver, Laudrup1984 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueoysterbar 19,522 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 5 hours ago, born a blue nose said: Fun my arse I’m still raging 😂 Laudrup1984, born a blue nose, RFC55 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Blue Loyal 11,098 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 11 hours ago, born a blue nose said: Fun my arse I’m still raging 😂 I’m no 🤣 born a blue nose 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,678 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Things have got to an all time low. Playing boys in the work at this darts game for a fiver a shot 😂 Steelydan1690 and ForeverAndEver 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow argyle 1,093 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 I note that macbookie are not going to pay out yet on the Scottish leagues declared finished, in case of legal battles, cant find anything on other larger UK bookmakers but suspect they will take a similar view , without going into a rant about fairness, corruption, vote rigging etc from a purely gambling point of view if they do settle on ante post wagers on current league positions, I am a winner on Raith Rovers for example, but a big loser on W.B.A, albeit most of my bets are e.w. accumulators or lucky 15,s. So I do think I would come out in front. I think the English leagues will eventually play out at least behind closed doors, I doubt it will suit the agenda in Scotland to finish premier league, but you never know. Baring in mind the health issues of pandemic are a far greater concern than football at the moment, but it is still frustrating that bets placed and expected to be settled in May are now likely to be still open bets until July or August at least I still have some form of pay out to come. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,494 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, glasgow argyle said: I note that macbookie are not going to pay out yet on the Scottish leagues declared finished, in case of legal battles, cant find anything on other larger UK bookmakers but suspect they will take a similar view , without going into a rant about fairness, corruption, vote rigging etc from a purely gambling point of view if they do settle on ante post wagers on current league positions, I am a winner on Raith Rovers for example, but a big loser on W.B.A, albeit most of my bets are e.w. accumulators or lucky 15,s. So I do think I would come out in front. I think the English leagues will eventually play out at least behind closed doors, I doubt it will suit the agenda in Scotland to finish premier league, but you never know. Baring in mind the health issues of pandemic are a far greater concern than football at the moment, but it is still frustrating that bets placed and expected to be settled in May are now likely to be still open bets until July or August at least I still have some form of pay out to come. Any leagues thta are settled by vote etc will not be honoured by the bookmakers and neither should they tbh. I said this way back last month when the talk of ending them was first brought up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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