Bourne2Win 40 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 He will be gone in the window. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydbear 26 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Might be better OOT the window Don't you think? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essandoh 21,207 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, sydbear said: Might be better OOT the window Don't you think? His head wouldn't fucking fit Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergie_6 1,078 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 17 hours ago, kdybear55 said: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergie_6 1,078 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 17 hours ago, bluenose_n1 said: Agree the teams better without the unfit overweight joey Barton we have seen so far but we all seen the difference in niko over the months as he was getting fitter sharper and that leads to confidence nit saying he should walk straight in but I do still think if he puts the work in he could be a good player for us Joey won't be overweight Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_n1 536 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Fergie_6 said: Joey won't be overweight How you working that one out Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergie_6 1,078 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, bluenose_n1 said: How you working that one out By looking at him CoatbridgeBear 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_n1 536 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Fergie_6 said: By looking at him So you can calculate somebody's BMI by looking at a picture in the paper fuck sake mate you have a gift Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post gsa 3,906 Posted November 5, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 5, 2016 2 hours ago, bluenose_n1 said: So you can calculate somebody's BMI by looking at a picture in the paper fuck sake mate you have a gift BMI is irrelevant. Every rugby player/sprinter alive would be classed as overweight going by BMI. It's irrelevant and widely considered bad science. siddiqi_drinker, CoatbridgeBear, HG5 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_n1 536 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, gsa said: BMI is irrelevant. Every rugby player/sprinter alive would be classed as overweight going by BMI. It's irrelevant and widely considered bad science. But he's not a rugby player or a sprinter may work for them but not a footballer 13 stone of fat looks different from 13 stone of muscle ronaldo = 80kg akinfenwa = 102 kg both footballers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsa 3,906 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 56 minutes ago, bluenose_n1 said: But he's not a rugby player or a sprinter may work for them but not a footballer 13 stone of fat looks different from 13 stone of muscle ronaldo = 80kg akinfenwa = 102 kg both footballers Let me re-phrase then. BMI is irrelevant for everyone, anywhere regardless of sport. i think you're confused because I'm agreeing fat and muscle are not the same! BMI measurement doesn't take this into account. It merely measure weight against height. BMI doesn't calculate body composition. Body fat percentage is a far more effective and relevant measurement. Footballers should be around 8 to 12 percent (with 12 certainly being the very highest end of the scale). No need for players to be extreme and go to 5 or 6 percent as this will effect physical performance and durability. Upwards of 12 and you're basically carrying excess luggage that's doing nothing for you. Even within these parameters too much bulk in shoulders/biceps, chest and back for example is dangerous in players as it can affect mobility, speed and endurance and doesn't have any real carry over performance wise. In relation to Barton, he doesn't look like he carries a lot of fat to me. Looks pretty lean regardless of playing/not playing. RyanMac, CoatbridgeBear and TheKingObv 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKingObv 10,642 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Bmi CoatbridgeBear and sugar_free_pizza 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,715 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 My bmi says I'm a fat bastard. It's accurate. Bluepeter9 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,773 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Bmi gives a general consensus for the average person does it not? I believe it is always inaccurate when it comes to sports in particular weight lifting sports. Anyway Joey Barton doesn't look overweight Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_n1 536 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 listen the first game of the season against Hamilton he looked overweight to me hope he comes back a fitter player and also with a point to prove so it can only benefit Rangers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 This threads took a weird turn now. Jamie0202 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,148 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 39 minutes ago, bluenose_n1 said: listen the first game of the season against Hamilton he looked overweight to me hope he comes back a fitter player and also with a point to prove so it can only benefit Rangers Our Harry looked overweight last year when he started and then came onto a really good game until he was taken out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amato 3,016 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 How is this discussion still rumbling on? Barton is never playing for us again, let's move on! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Don't think he's looked overweight at all tbh. Unfit but certainly not overweight. Strange post. Fergie_6 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bears r us 30,793 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Amato said: How is this discussion still rumbling on? Barton is never playing for us again, let's move on! I am sure you are right about him not playing for us again, but as long as he is our player people will want to post about him. Slim or Fat BMI right or wrong he is still our player. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 5 hours ago, Sportingintegritymyarse said: My bmi says I'm a fat bastard. It's accurate. My bmi says i am obese and i thought i was built like a tank. Bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 On Friday, November 04, 2016 at 4:20 PM, TheLoudenTavernier said: Would have probably been leaked if he had done something before that. We leaked everything else. You leaked a bit when we signed him didn't you? Premature ejaculation is a bastard. RyanMac 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 1 minute ago, plumbGER said: You leaked a bit when we signed him didn't you? Premature ejaculation is a bastard. I was excited about the signing, anyone that didn't think he would be a standout performer in this league is full of shite And there's no such thing as premature ejactulation. I prefer to call it "not giving a fuck about her needs" RyanMac and BluebearDory 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, TheLoudenTavernier said: I was excited about the signing, anyone that didn't think he would be a standout performer in this league is full of shite And there's no such thing as premature ejactulation. I prefer to call it "not giving a fuck about her needs" Fair enough, i will give you that, i admit i was looking forward to seeing him in the side. But it's gone now, over, and it was a disaster. He was a wee unfit fat bastard who ran his mouth like a superstar then made a cunt of himself where it matters. I always look after any womans needs, i always bring them a bar of chocolate to make up for my sexual efforts. Woman love chocolate. Not as much as joey loves himself though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 41 minutes ago, plumbGER said: Fair enough, i will give you that, i admit i was looking forward to seeing him in the side. But it's gone now, over, and it was a disaster. He was a wee unfit fat bastard who ran his mouth like a superstar then made a cunt of himself where it matters. I always look after any womans needs, i always bring them a bar of chocolate to make up for my sexual efforts. Woman love chocolate. Not as much as joey loves himself though. Romantic bastard. Best they get off me is a bit of bog roll while they wait on a taxi. stevemac 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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