*** The Official Dundee fc vs Rangers fc Match Thread ***

[cushynumber 25,178]

I really wonder what our coaches see what they watch matches. It's certainly different to what I see

[ZZed 4,510]

2 minutes ago, ritchieshearercaldow said:

Wonder if Kings got a decent stream ?

Are Liverpool playing?

[Helicopter Sundae 5,980]

9 minutes ago, ex-guardsman said:

 

Sometimes you just have to laugh.

 

Every match this season we have conceded the first goal/

It is now risible.

[kaiser1041 9,088]

Utter boring shite as per usual 

[The_Corinthian 74]

Wes......

 

[Gandalf the Blue 1,384]

Anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme when we defend a corner?

[CaptainDandy 834]

4 minutes ago, cushynumber said:

Tav especially looks as shaky as fuck today.

Looks like he was at Vienna's last night

[therightway 65]

Catch the ball ffs

[Jamie0202 12,272]

No matter who comes in as manager this is the pish we're going to have to watch each week until the next transfer window. Not even Walter could sort this lot out right now.

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

Cant blame Murty for any of this, he's not a manager. Looks like he's standing there not knowing what to do.

[Bears r us 30,791]

26 minutes ago, Waggy1872 said:

 

Different day, same pish. 

Did not mean to quote you Waggy.

[JR 1,480]

We haven't even started yet. Mon tae fuck Rangers! 

[Tenerife Bear 1,748]

1 minute ago, weshallnotbemoved! said:

He did say telling Big Rob he was left out last weeknwas difficult. Imagine saying that to the media.

Trained like a beast though so deserves to go back in, apparently. Same rhetoric as Warburton just different words. 

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,137]

1 minute ago, Gordy said:

We need a new manager now not in the summer.

We need a DoF first apparently 

[CoatbridgeBear 7,113]

These cunts are honestly thick footballers man

[Vanoli 4,625]

We're going to Parkhead in 3 weeks btw. 

We need someone in now. Because it's going to be worse than 5-1 at this rate.

[Theulstervolunteer 1,859]

Fucking junior fitba this shite..... embarrassing 

[The Godfather 71,873]

Players don't have the bottle to cope with playing for us, they look shit scared out there. And of course just shit in general.

One lf them on loam from Go Ahead Eagles that's what we are losing against.....ffuck me 

[JukeBoxJohn 3,060]

1 minute ago, Jamie0202 said:

No matter who comes in as manager this is the pish we're going to have to watch each week until the next transfer window. Not even Walter could sort this lot out right now.

Spot on, too many imposters with no heart or fight, never mind a severe lack of ability.

[Clarkyyy 450]

We must be the only team with an absolute gem in the air in our team that never swing a cross in FFS !!

[Jamie0202 12,272]

Just now, Jack The Flipper said:

Cant blame Murty for any of this, he's not a manager. Looks like he's standing there not knowing what to do.

This. We will win games from now until the end of the season but it's going to be grim viewing most weeks. We're so disjointed and severely lacking in confidence.

[delparlane 5,659]

1 minute ago, Jack The Flipper said:

Cant blame Murty for any of this, he's not a manager. Looks like he's standing there not knowing what to do.

A direct reflexion of the team.

[JukeBoxJohn 3,060]

1 minute ago, Jack The Flipper said:

Cant blame Murty for any of this, he's not a manager. Looks like he's standing there not knowing what to do.

He picked the team and formation today. And shows fuck all in the dugout. I'll certainly be blaming him to some extent if we fail to win today.

[Bigsasasfloppyhair 13,310]

Just now, The Godfather said:

Players don't have the bottle to cope with playing for us, they look shit scared out there. And of course just shit in general.

One lf them on loam from Go Ahead Eagles that's what we are losing against.....ffuck me 

Don't know why that's funny, they would beat us as well ffs

[eejay the dj 31,964]

13 minutes ago, The Godfather said:

Who's our Hairdresser?

Waghorn with frosty tips that have been outlawed since 2001 and Halliday with a receding perm

 

Oh ffs

Not sure GF but I think ,he would seriously improve our defence