*** The Official Dundee fc vs Rangers fc Match Thread ***

[Jamie0202 12,272]

Great movent from Kenny. Horrible pass from Hodson.

[Jb85 1,783]

9 minutes ago, delparlane said:

And of course since blethering Tam yammered on about it, fate's probably swinging a peg to kick our teeth in.

TBH I have noticed when stats like that crop up we end up getting beat. 

[The Godfather 71,874]

This is like watching that lassie you fancied for ages getting fingered in the back of a club by yer mate

Heartbreaking but you can't look away 

[JR 1,480]

Hodson has some talent...,

 

its as as plain as the badge on his jersey.. 

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

MILLAHHH

Timmaygh

[sausagetrunks 6,022]

3 minutes ago, CaptainDandy said:

Hill's hip is gone

aye them plastic ones are not the best. 

[Virtuoso 27,180]

We are an embarrassment - the laughing stock of Scottish football.

[The Tavernator 279]

Average players = average performance = average results. It's going to take a heap of millions and an excellent manager to turn this around.

We can't deal with the opposition's simple 1-2's. It's ridiculous.

And we have difficulty executing a simple 1-2.

[cushynumber 25,178]

Are we actually playing 4 up front?

[Theulstervolunteer 1,859]

3 minutes ago, KWBear said:

We are not appointing an interim manager as the board are holding funds for an inevitable payout to Warburton 

We are up shit creek and it is fucking embarrassing 

At this rate we will be finishing fourth. What a fucking clusterfuck

At this rate we are finishing 3rd because well that's were we are and the nonsense about saving money to pay warburton is pish It's bad enuff watching this shite without reading made up shite ffs...

[johanhentze 14,089]

2 minutes ago, KWBear said:

I want this answered because I have no fucking idea what formation we are playing 

We just look like a bunch of players running about with no shape or formation. Very poor.

[LeeWallaceRFC 3,920]

The fact that we actually look like we're in for a pumping is frightening.

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

Just now, The Godfather said:

This is like watching that lassie you fancied for ages getting fingered in the back of a club by yer mate

Heartbreaking but you can't look away 

Worth getting the auld willie oot in some circumstances

[graeme_4 34,461]

2 minutes ago, Lloyd72 said:

Kyle-Sandaza>

Warburton-Weir

[sausagetrunks 6,022]

there is just nothing about this Rangers team.

[JukeBoxJohn 3,060]

Just now, Jack The Flipper said:

Eh? He's just standing in for when a new manager comes in. He doesn't have the credentials for managing us - rightly or wrongly he's doing us a favour.

He is completely exempt from blame in my opinion. It's like you wanting to fuck about with the sat nav so ask your kid to hold the steering wheel for a second. If you crash it's not the kids fault - it's whomever asked him to do it.

King<<<<<

If there was even the slightest chance I could get the job until the summer and then possibly beyond that if I showed something in the games being caretaker I'd be showing a lot more passion in the dugout and not repeating MW's mistakes with shite team selections. Maybe take a risk and change it completely as this turgid shite hasn't and isn't working.

Just my opinion but he's fucked any (very slim) chance he had of getting the job. 

[RDFM 3,809]

Member that time we paid 1.5 Million pounds for Joe Garner?

[geneva_ger 9,331]

Them, first to everything and we can't pass

[Kai_Johansen 978]

Haliday away, if only!

[Skyson1872 2,923]

2 minutes ago, The Godfather said:

This is like watching that lassie you fancied for ages getting fingered in the back of a club by yer mate

Heartbreaking but you can't look away 

Past experience?

[Bad Robot 21,148]

Thanks Mark you imposter for allowing Gilks to leave.

[KingKirk 25,633]

embarrassment this is

[Moody Blue Legend 61,460]

Ofuckindiddydee taking the piss now. 

[Gandalf the Blue 1,384]

This actually looks worse than under Warburton. Under him we bossed possession and did nothing. Right now we aren't even doing that. As someone said earlier, this team has downed tools. 

[kaiser1041 9,088]

We are a fucking shambles