Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 26 minutes ago, cushynumber said: " I say it like I see it" - that cunt sutton Its not Catchphrase ya wank It's certainly a bullshit statement in his case. "Saying it as you see it" doesn't mean spouting shite about your club's rivals to earn money from newspapers, and calling anybody who disagrees with you a liar. Sutton is a cock. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Specky Forum Organiser 63,953 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Philosophy FUCK OFF Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soprano 13,964 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "He's hit that too well." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 70,782 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mr Soprano said: "He's hit that too well." PERCY PERCY PERCY!!!! BIG JOCKS IN THE BUILDING LOCK UP YER DAUGHTERS Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BertContraband 282 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 (Striker on barren run)He just needs one to go in off his backside and he will start bangin them in. (Keeper saves from a good shot) if anything he got too good a contact on it (Goal on 45)Thatll change the half time team talk (4goals a season forward)Hes not an out and out striker Also annoys me when the keeper makes a good save (you know, doing his job) and has to get up and shout at every cunt to make it seem better. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soprano 13,964 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Godfather said: PERCY PERCY PERCY!!!! BIG JOCKS IN THE BUILDING LOCK UP YER DAUGHTERS "JUST LEFT THE BIG WALLET THERE LYING ON THE TABLE, DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK ALL LOPSIDED IN THE OLD PHOTOGRAPH!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 70,782 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Just now, Mr Soprano said: "JUST LEFT THE BIG WALLET THERE ON THE TABLE, DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK LOPSIDED IN THE OLD PHOTOGRAPH!" COME ON NOW PERCY, DON'T BE A PROUD PERCY BOYS, I KNOW WHAT YOU EARN A YEAR AND MY WEE YORKSHIRE TERRIER GETS MORE THAN THAT IN CRUNCHIES! Fucking loved that sketch man Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soprano 13,964 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Just now, The Godfather said: COME ON NOW PERCY, DON'T BE A PROUD PERCY BOYS, I KNOW WHAT YOU EARN A YEAR AND MY WEE YORKSHIRE TERRIER GETS MORE THAN THAT IN CRUNCHIES! Fucking loved that sketch man It's fucking superb mate BIG JOCK'S CAST OFF WIMMIN! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSuedeSambas 53,548 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Managers who talk about their job being a 'project' as if they are on a fucking building site. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,633 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "The football club" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 "It's about what we do." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammer93 15,024 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 hour ago, slimjim1690 said: "He done everything right except score" ...........eh naw he didnae. Something similar when someone hits the woodwork "you can't get any closer than that".......well yes you can if you score Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammer93 15,024 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Bouncebackability Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,498 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Tackle could've killed someone". Kicked on the shin is different to being shot in the head I'd imagine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WadeWilson 4,670 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Did you smash it?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 "He's worked his socks off". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 hours ago, cushynumber said: " I say it like I see it" - that cunt sutton Its not Catchphrase ya wank I stuck it over to the Napoli game last night and he was doing it, surprise surprise he was moaning about the ref not giving Napoli a penalty "He's shuved him in the back, the ref is appppalllllling" Fucking sociopath Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,507 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Managers and players constantly talking about "the football club" as if we wouldn't know what it is without them saying it. Also irritating when they talk about playing in "the hole" and "the engine room" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 18,732 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Laudrup1984 said: Not so much a specific word or phrase but the same generic rhetoric clichés referring to certain players like anytime Messi, Ronaldo, Suarez etc misplace a pass, miss the target etc the sheer astonishment in their language/phrasing/tone as if it never happens. It happens all the time even though they are great players. Yeah this is the absolute worst. "Ooh, Messi is human after all!" Yeah, thanks for that Clive. His team is 4-0 down to Bayern and he has done fuck all for 90 mins but THAT misplaced pass is the reason he's human. Even made it into computer games. I remember playing FIFA a few years ago and misplaced a pass with Iniesta and the commentator said something like "a rare misplaced pass from Iniesta". I did it again a minute later and he said the same thing again. NOT THAT FUCKING RARE THEN EH? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 18,732 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Not for me, Clive." It's a good job the rules are universal and not determined by how you feel about them then, isn't it, Townsend? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 16,933 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Run the channels". It's just a big bit of grass ffs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatDolphins 5,355 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Pen for penalty. Fuck off immediately. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonnybear1972 8,130 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "We trained well......." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFTONG 59,868 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I can remember the arsehole who is Alan McInally going on one about the P.O.M.O one night..(Position Of Maximum Opportunity)..the area between the keepr and the back 4 apparently.. The best was BOUNCEBACKABILITY by Sir Ian Dowie.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,381 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Pitch geography Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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