Captain Hilts

Football buzzwords

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46 minutes ago, EatDolphins said:

Pen for penalty.

Fuck off immediately.

Peno.....

Even worse.

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"He's covered every blade of grass."

Naw.

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"Director of Football"

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No really buzzwords but the pundits who feel the need to be the 'Simon Cowell' of the group and be a total cunt for no fucking reason annoys the fuck out of me. 

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Cunt sits in front of me in the enclosure and every game says "If we get 1 we'll get 4 or 5" 😂😂

You don't hear many nowadays saying "Get it in the mixer". Scottish speak for punt it in the box n hope for the best. 

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The Gazzas, Messis and Neymars....

 

I fucking hate when people coin that shit

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'In and around...'

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5 hours ago, hammer93 said:

"You can't do that in box anton"

That one's for the slightly older bears:mutley:

It would be nice if one of them did it on Sunday.

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"he's just about done enough there"

After basically stopping the other team fi scoring

Fuck right aff

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Heard a commentator once say a losing team where on the back heel lol

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'Does the ugly side if the game'

'protects the back 4'

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Two goalkeeper wouldn't have saved that.     

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If that goes in its a goal 

 

 

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They set their Stall Out

Manager is trying to In...Inst..... Insti,,,,,Install   his philosophy

Did you mean instil Chris ??

Errrr...  I'm not sure......  but I know Dunfermline lay down !!!

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You're never more vulnerable than when you've just scored

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After a bad tackle they always give it "that could have been a leg breaker.. ". No, it either is or it isn't. 

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"That's one straight off the training ground."

Aye. They're supposed to have been training with this game in mind for about the last week.

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Saying 'pen' instead of penalty does my nut in.

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On Wednesday, March 08, 2017 at 11:48 AM, The Godfather said:

Wright and those harry potter glasses are horrific. The cunt doesn't even need them I bet, just trying be a hipster cunt pretending he isn't approaching 50. Tragic 

 

Not to mention the bunnet, looks like he is away to get his ferret out. 

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Martin Keown just described Morgan Schneiderlin as a "night watchman" in Everton's midfield....

What the actual fuck?

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"Lacksadaisical' which isn't even a word. Lackadaisical!

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People that take words from FM or FIFA and use them at matches.

a guy near me was shouting for kiernan and hill to "jockey" and "contain" for about 5 mins against Hamilton. Cunt would have been aswell shouting L2, R2.

Its called marking, tracking or holding up. 

"parking the bus" Was good when Jose 1st used it

"he's beat the keeper there" when a shot is off target by a yard or so.

 

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He's fluffed his lines. 

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Saying,  "Back in THE day!!!!!!!!!", as in ," back in the day that wouldn't have happened!"

What day?, Thursday March the 2nd, Tuesday November the 8th???????

The word THE is the definitive article, a specific.

 

Early Doors??????

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