miracle 7,764 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 He's picked his pocket. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,016 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Always smile when I hear this one. Ah coulda chucked ma bunnet oan it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue 9,282 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 'he's got that in his locker' does my fucking nut in......naw he doesnae Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,551 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 He's came inside their full back there Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 "He's a box of tricks." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopCat 4,511 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 On 08/03/2017 at 4:52 PM, EatDolphins said: Pen for penalty. Fuck off immediately. Was going to say the exact same thing.Does my head in tbh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,764 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 He could open a tin of beans with that left foot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,016 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 On 08/03/2017 at 11:28 AM, StornowayBlue said: 2-0 up and its "the most dangerous lead in football" It seemed to be an almost irrelevant lead under McCoist at times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,633 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 "He's not that type of player" after a leg break of a challenge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geneva_ger 9,242 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Players being interviewed annoy the fuck out of me as to a man they will come out with, "as I was saying". No you fucking didn't say that at all! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonMuffin 2,551 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Someone saying 'footy' is enough for me to hate them for all eternity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 "He's a baller" seems to be the latest hipster phrase. What does this even mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 18,732 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 On 27/03/2017 at 5:34 AM, geneva_ger said: Players being interviewed annoy the fuck out of me as to a man they will come out with, "as I was saying". No you fucking didn't say that at all! I always hated Kris Boyd's variation on this, which is "As I said...", which he says in virtually every sentence, sometime several times in a sentence, always preceding a thing he is saying for the first time.  Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom0411 1,226 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Footie does my head in usually used by people who don't go to games a lot. Fitba, football even the game but footy no no no a million times no. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,764 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Your Lampards and Gerrards of this world. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the goal machine 7,765 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 "He had him on toast there". Noticed that one a fair bit recently, absolutely shite patter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElBufalo20 7,822 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 All the wee social media geeks who've never been to a game in their life start calling players frauds.  Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 A social media thing that really gets on my fucking nerves is this "he got sent back to" whatever country they're from after getting nutmegged or skinned. Fuck off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 70,940 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 34 minutes ago, Sasa'onlyPLGsuccess'Papac said: All the wee social media geeks who've never been to a game in their life start calling players frauds.  What about people who attend? 33 minutes ago, Captain Hilts said: A social media thing that really gets on my fucking nerves is this "he got sent back to" whatever country they're from after getting nutmegged or skinned. Fuck off. Sent to the shops is acceptable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 Just now, ForeverAndEver said: Â Sent to the shops is acceptable. Is it fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 70,940 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Just now, Captain Hilts said: Is it fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Reynolds 3,359 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 The team that scores the most goals usually wins Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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