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"That's funny, yer deed Granda says yer a wee dick n ye still sniff yer maws washin."

Did BABN make a thread or post about his Granda passing away? 

If so, there can be no doubt OP is talking utter pish. I highly doubt some banking fraudster would be so specific and correct with a comment like that. 

On page 12 of that thread. It's absolutely glorious. :lol:

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1 minute ago, Jimbeamjunior said:

thats the thing, he's probably choking to brag about his win but canny because it means the whole phone nicked thing was a pile of bullshit :lol:

It's excellent reading, I thank him sincerely for this. 

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1 minute ago, Prso's headband said:

See when King Kirk susses ye out ye know you've fucked it n that's why he's no posted since:lol:

that cunt couldnt suss out how to open a newspaper as well :lol:

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Just now, JamesRFC__ said:

"That's funny, yer deed Granda says yer a wee dick n ye still sniff yer maws washin."

Did BABN make a thread or post about his Granda passing away? 

If so, there can be no doubt OP is talking utter pish. I highly doubt some banking fraudster would be so specific and correct with a comment like that. 

On page 12 of that thread. It's absolutely glorious. :lol:

He didn't make a thread but I think he's mentioned it a few times mate 

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8 minutes ago, Inigo said:

An impressive face-off between several posters in the practical assessment stage in their application for Pedro's number 3 role...

'Miller needs off....Looks lost, not pressing, not tackling, barely even running.  Usually bursting a gut everygame..' @FlashHarryForrester

'Need Miller off. He's a man down.' and 'Miller has been fucking horrendous. He had never been a midfielder so I don't get why managers think he is now.' @GaryMc

'Fuck me, it's Dodoo' @jim89

'Garner off for Dodoo is the wrong sub to make.' @Lloyd72

and the piece de resistance...

'Miller destroys our play. I honestly think we'd do better in the last 15 minutes if he just went off.' :lol: @Creampuff

Pedro: 'Don't contact us, we'll contact you, boys.'

 :troll: Hindsight is great fur a laugh. Sorry, lads, but it was funny to read.

 

Mrs gives me pelters,  I am always on his case, myself and King Kenny both set very high standards on his performance.

Before Pedro pushed him up top he was mince. 

Kenny Number 9 is the only option.

Plus mine wasnt completely mental, just highlighting below his best 

Still the most reasoned and we'll thought out poster on here.

FHF for assistant 4 :whistle:

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"Her spiwit lives on"

Its actually amazing when you consider Cumnockbears maw-in-law speaks to the deed :lol:

"Yer deed granda says yer a wee dick"

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I wonder if he has even noticed the macho man randy savage on his profile picture. Those damn hackers up to no good again :angrywillie:

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3 minutes ago, FlashHarryForrester said:

 

FHF for assistant 4 :whistle:

You've got the job, mate. The 'official clipboard carrier for JJ' position is yours.

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1 minute ago, Rfc52 said:

He didn't make a thread but I think he's mentioned it a few times mate 

That tells me all I need to know about his story then :lol: Add the coke comment to that as well and his excuse just got 10x funnier. 

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15 minutes ago, A.T.G said:

"Fuck me, It's Dodoo" :lol:

I bet he wasn't the only one saying it, I know I was

Mind years ago screaming at Walter, what the fuck you doing being Bo Anderson he's fucking shite..................and we know the rest.

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Just now, Creampuff said:

I'm never living that one down :lol: 

Nope. :lol:

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12 minutes ago, Rfc52 said:

Heard you lost your phone last week.and were hacked? 

What a weekend I've had... ?

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Jesus fuck...Cumnock bear digging a bigger hole for himself here :lol:

Brutal stuff mate, just hold yer hands up and admit ye fucked it, take the slagging and move on.

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Cumnock bear has done a runner again

How anyone can be that thick to make this thread and took five days to think of it 

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57 minutes ago, Inigo said:

An impressive face-off between several posters in the practical assessment stage in their application for Pedro's number 3...

'Miller needs off....Looks lost, not pressing, not tackling, barely even running.  Usually bursting a gut everygame..' @FlashHarryForrester

'Need Miller off. He's a man down.' and 'Miller has been fucking horrendous. He had never been a midfielder so I don't get why managers think he is now.' @GaryMc

'Fuck me, it's Dodoo' @jim89

'Garner off for Dodoo is the wrong sub to make.' @Lloyd72

and the piece de resistance...

'Miller destroys our play. I honestly think we'd do better in the last 15 minutes if he just went off.' :lol: @Creampuff

Pedro: 'Don't contact us, we'll contact you, boys.'

 :troll: Hindsight is great fur a laugh. Sorry, lads, but it was funny to read.

 

To be fair he was horrendous until he moved up front and scored. That's Miller for you though and if he keeps doing it and making me look like a tit then long may it continue haha!

Hindsight is a funny old thing though.

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Check his recent profile visitors ? Everyone checking to see if he's been back on again, or maybe it's the phone thief whose been on, who knows 

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Just read page 6 to 12 on the match thread, some fighting talk going on there, was quite funny, but to come back on and make up this pish defies belief.

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