Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury

[lidorfc 6,665]

1 minute ago, Rfc52 said:

I've just read a couple of pages back in that thread.

if he's saying Someone stole his phone and came on and posted that he believed that Aberdeen are beatable up there and it's Aberdeen and not Barça then he must think we are idiots.

I've had a phone stolen and the sim was out and phone either sold on or new sim in and that was that. they didn't have time to go into my accounts and post their thoughts on Rangers games or how we should not fear Aberdeen

 

I kinda want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's trolling, because his story is just too absurd. Even a downy would know he's talking shite

 

[RFC55 108,722]

Just now, Queen's_highway said:

Was stolen by a guy that loses fifty sheets running for the bus and gets great odds at 19/5

And is a staunch cumnocker

[Miller time 4,988]

Just now, Rfc52 said:

And is a staunch cumnocker

Casual as you like 

[RFC55 108,722]

Just now, Queen's_highway said:

Casual as you like 

Ips can be tracked the lot as can phones with GPS. So we are expected to believe that this burglar has robbed his online bank account and quickly read Rm and felt so compelled to post as he couldn't believe that some had written us off against Aberdeen

Its like a chewing the fat sketch 

[ForeverAndEver 71,364]

Makes @linfield1690's story look normal.

[jintybear 8,536]

2 minutes ago, lidorfc said:

I kinda want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's trolling, because his story is just too absurd. Even a downy would know he's talking shite

 

You've just gave him an excuse! It's so cringeworthy I'm actually embarrassed for him! 

[Miller time 4,988]

1 minute ago, ForeverAndEver said:

Makes @linfield1690's story look normal.

[JWAC 2,234]

Yasss is this on again?  

@bigsasasfloopyhair face him down this time  

[lidorfc 6,665]

Anybody else think that this is the last time we will see Cumnock post?

[Miller time 4,988]

2 minutes ago, Rfc52 said:

Ips can be tracked the lot as can phones with GPS. So we are expected to believe that this burglar has robbed his online bank account and quickly read Rm and felt so compelled to post as he couldn't believe that some had written us off against Aberdeen

Its like a chewing the fat sketch 

Staunch robber 

[JWAC 2,234]

Actually, this should be in the match thread

[Miller time 4,988]

Just now, lidorfc said:

Anybody else think that this is the last time we will see Cumnock post?

Cunt has no shame so maybe not 

[murzo 7,446]

Just now, lidorfc said:

Anybody else think that this is the last time we will see Cumnock post?

Was just about to post I hope he doesn't patch RM. Give it a few weeks and someone else will have made a cunt of it and take the heat off him.

[RFC55 108,722]

Just now, murzo said:

Was just about to post I hope he doesn't patch RM. Give it a few weeks and someone else will have made a cunt of it and take the heat off him.

Happens all the time. Then when heat is on someone else you just slide back in 

[WATP-FOREVER 5,231]

When I saw the topic I was expecting some sort of joke:

A priest walking home one night finds an injured frog in the middle of the road. He takes it home, bathes it, cleans it, dresses it's wounds, feeds it, gives him some water, and takes him to bed.
He then reads the frog a story and before he puts the light out to go to sleep he gives him a kiss goodnight, and then it turns into an 8 year old boy!
And that your honour is the case for the defence.

[lidorfc 6,665]

Just now, Rfc52 said:

Happens all the time. Then when heat is on someone else you just slide back in 

 Cunt could change his username and leave it a year and I'll still know its him and rip the cunt! 

[Scottywellhousetb 50,442]

Take the lot of you on ya pricks, I'll even come and pick you up and take you to my bit for a square go, 100 to 97 says I'll win, this isn't really Scotty as I have stolen his phone, bank details, wife and kids, tomorrow though the cunt will probably be able to log back in and apologise while I do a weekender for identity theft, hardest bastard in ehoose so I um.?

[Junior Soprano 22,428]

1 hour ago, cumnockbear said:

On my Fathers ashes mate. 

Is that the old Tennis player?

[A.T.G 10,773]

2 minutes ago, Rfc52 said:

Happens all the time. Then when heat is on someone else you just slide back in 

If you've not had a meltdown or made a cunt of yourself on RM then you're no a real poster

Ive had many  I've actually had one, decided to get myself banned and then the mods missed it 

So, eh, aye, I'm still here

[Billy1984 6,314]

2 minutes ago, WATP-FOREVER said:

When I saw the topic I was a some sort of joke:

A priest walking home one night finds an injured frog in the middle of the road. He takes it home, bathes it, cleans it, dresses it's wounds, feeds it, gives him some water, and takes him to bed.
He then reads the frog a story and before he puts the light out to go to sleep he gives him a kiss goodnight, and then it turns into an 8 year old boy!
And that your honour is the case for the defence.

A joke or an old Jim torbett excuse?

[pcbear 10,913]

I thought he was posting more sense than usual last week, mon the burglar.

[Miller time 4,988]

2 minutes ago, WATP-FOREVER said:

When I saw the topic I was a some sort of joke:

A priest walking home one night finds an injured frog in the middle of the road. He takes it home, bathes it, cleans it, dresses it's wounds, feeds it, gives him some water, and takes him to bed.
He then reads the frog a story and before he puts the light out to go to sleep he gives him a kiss goodnight, and then it turns into an 8 year old boy!
And that your honour is the case for the defence.

You been drinking cumnock bears water 

[WATP-FOREVER 5,231]

Just now, Queen's_highway said:

You been drinking cumnock bears water 

Don't blame me - it was on his fucking phone.

[K.A.I 36,183]

@cumnockbear

[A.T.G 10,773]