The Sunday Night Caption Contest..

[tannerall 25,935]

"Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on"

[harlands plater 16,974]

"in anticipation of revised projected attendances next season due to today's result, we are relocating from Tannadice and will now play all our home games at 10 Glebe Street".

[cushynumber 25,178]

"Everything you see in this picture is for sale.  Including my arsehole"

[OnwardsandUpwards 834]

Dundee United would like to announce yet another successful sell out Saturday!

We sold out and will close on Saturday!!!

[bluewhitevanman 1,619]

I'm sitting here thinking if only I hadn't sold out to Celtic and said yes to Rangers staying in the top division maybe I would still have a club worth taking about. 

[folkestoneger 8,122]

I was playing musical chairs but when the music stopped I had no club

[BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293]

"Sitting here hoping for Rangers in the cup draw" £££££££££££

"I'm waiting for a rule change so we get promoted " 

[toad 320]

''Never knew Karma could be so lonely''

[SeparateEntityMyArse 53,714]

Morning Noon and Good Night ???????

[GaryMc 2,394]

If I bring my own seat I don't need to pay. That's why they call me the "Chairman".

[jimgers 565]

Thompson makes an impassioned plea for financial help in front of a packed Tannadump of season ticket holders.

[BenLui 40]

Wish I was half as handsom as pedro?

Whit the fuck are the two doughballs on the end of his arms, mutant cunt

[tannerall 25,935]

"And finally, I'd like to thank all our friends at cellic park and the SFA for their for their help in getting us to where we are today.........

 

[KeyserSoze 14,531]

 

"no not one and there never shall be one"

[Deanzmeanzheinz 4,312]

34 minutes ago, tannerall said:

"Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on"

Some fuckin Rangers fan has put super glue on my fingers 

[cstamomusa 3,809]

34 minutes ago, tannerall said:

"Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on"

"One is the loneliest number that you will ever see..."     

[Miller time 4,988]

My suit is fucking horrendous. Can't even extend my overdraft 

[murzo 7,446]

Chairio ya cunt 

[ZZed 4,510]

43 minutes ago, tannerall said:

 

Please buy my club.

[NornIronBear 450]

"If we dump Rangers we'll be challenging for the league and capacity will be doubled due to demand"

 

 

 

 

 get it up you baldy 

[rbt1548 1,839]

" Ladies and gentlemen next up it's Roy Orbison and 'Only the Lonely'"

[DESGER 241]

44 minutes ago, tannerall said:

"Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on"

Baldy wank works out where he's putting his dining table "off plan" prior to tannadumps conversion to flats!!

[DESGER 241]

47 minutes ago, tannerall said:

"Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on"

Welcome to the city of Discovery!! I've discovered we actually couldn't survive without Rangers!!

[eejay the dj 31,964]

57 minutes ago, cushynumber said:

"Everything you see in this picture is for sale.  Including my arsehole"

" but please don't tell Peter"

[hammer93 15,056]

"If only I had of fucked the pope instead of Rangers"