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6 minutes ago, toad said:

Take a pic of your passport AndoBien and post it on here, or you wearing a sombrero that would help!

 

Take a picture of yours, or even better you wearing a skirt drinking whiskey. :angrywillie::duh:

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8 minutes ago, AndoBien said:

Ok, what i am then? "kidding" is pretty common word i watch movies/tv you know, english its not a misterious language like some of you seems to think, we are in a globalized world, so if you put effort in it yo can learn almost everything.

Mexicans are the fastest carpet fitters in the world. Little known fact.

Think that's why everyone goes to Wishaw (Little Mexico) for their carpets.

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This guy's real btw. Trust me, as a fellow Spanish first language speaker.

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46 minutes ago, Inigo said:

Can Admin not tell where someone is from using the IP address? 

Not if he uses a VPN.

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4 minutes ago, Inigo said:

Mexicans are the fastest carpet fitters in the world. Little known fact.

Think that's why everyone goes to Wishaw (Little Mexico) for their carpets.

I look it up, and i found two meanings the job one and the peyorative one ¿wich one are yo refering too?

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Just now, Smile said:

Not if he uses a VPN.

I don't have a clue what that means. 

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2 minutes ago, AndoBien said:

I look it up, and i found two meanings the job one and the peyorative one ¿wich one are yo refering too?

The job one. I didn't even know there was a pejorative one. 

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Good luck to the guy if he  likes a booze, i'm off for one now

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1 minute ago, Inigo said:

I don't have a clue what that means. 

Virtual Private Network just makes it look like you are Posting from somewhere else as it fakes your IP address.

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17 minutes ago, AndoBien said:

Take a picture of yours, or even better you wearing a skirt drinking whiskey. :angrywillie::duh:

I have a British passport AndoBien.

Only known to wear a skirt the 'odd weekend' when the wife is working, anyway how did you know that?

I drink real whisky without the 'e' so your use of whiskey would suggest you are indeed either very astute at lying, or live on the other side of the pond.:UK:

 

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Posted (edited)

Nobody get the carpet fitters association, naw? No bastert old enough?

Edited by Inigo

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3 minutes ago, toad said:

I have a British passport AndoBien.

Only known to wear a skirt the 'odd weekend' when the wife is working, anyway how did you know that?

I drink real whisky without the 'e' so your use of whiskey would suggest you are indeed either very astute at lying, or live on the other side of the pond.:UK:

 

Well i have a mexican passport and a spanish passport

Fair enough on the skirt :cheers: i was refering to the one with squares that Scottish men use in ceremonies. And yes i'm in the other side of the pond as i said a lot in here and everyone seems to make fun of me and not believing me for no reason.

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Posted (edited)

14 minutes ago, Inigo said:

Nobody get the carpet fitters association, naw? Nobody bastert old enough?

Underlay underlay.

Get yer coat.

This is nae place for dad jokes.

Edited by EatDolphins
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Just now, EatDolphins said:

Underlay underlay.

Get yer coat.

This is nae place for dad jokes.

Yaas.

I'm wasted on here.

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1 hour ago, Inigo said:

If you have money, Glasgow is anything but a shithole.

Wouldnt know, never had money   :huh:

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Posted (edited)

For the benefit of @AndoBien, Speedy Gonzalez is the UK's favourite Mexican. 

Arriba, arriba, underlay, underlay, yeppa, yeppa! (underlay {andale} being the carpet part of the 'joke')

 

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1 minute ago, siddiqi_drinker said:

Wouldnt know, never had money   :huh:

Me neither.

Just as long as you avoid the bad bits (which moneybags do) Glasgow will seem fine. I think it's a city of two halves. Shitholes and smashin bits. Same as a lot of places, to be fair. 

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10 minutes ago, Inigo said:

For the benefit of @AndoBien, Speedy Gonzalez is the UK's favourite Mexican. 

Arriba, arriba, underlay, underlay, yeppa, yeppa! (underlay {andale} being the carpet part of the 'joke')

 

You're getting no traction from this Inigo, should just give it up mate. 

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Posted (edited)

4 minutes ago, psb07158 said:

You're getting no traction from this Inigo, should just give it up mate. 

Mmm. Never a good sign when you have to explain your joke. More than a little undignified.

Ach hey, the memories keeps me happy!

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1 hour ago, Inigo said:

Mexicans are the fastest carpet fitters in the world. Little known fact.

Think that's why everyone goes to Wishaw (Little Mexico) for their carpets.

I got it straight away reading that there, surprised it so long, haven't heard that in years "undelay underlay" lol. 

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1 hour ago, Loyaleastend said:

Good luck to the guy if he  likes a booze, i'm off for one now

Where you going mate

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1 hour ago, Smile said:

Virtual Private Network just makes it look like you are Posting from somewhere else as it fakes your IP address.

If he's running the vpn any place other than where he says he's at it.

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Thought Bien was a French word

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2 hours ago, Inigo said:

Yaas.

I'm wasted on here.

I still don't get it:depressed:

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4 hours ago, AndoBien said:

Well i have a mexican passport and a spanish passport

Fair enough on the skirt :cheers: i was refering to the one with squares that Scottish men use in ceremonies. And yes i'm in the other side of the pond as i said a lot in here and everyone seems to make fun of me and not believing me for no reason.

¡No puedo creer que estos idiotas bastardos estén comprando esto!

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