gmcf 34,089 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, G.E.C. said: So was this an accident or suicide attempt? Something weird about it anyway . If it's the bridge I'm thinking of , I'm surprised he hasn't broken anything instead of just being treated for hypothermia. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1872 20,648 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Hopefully Leigh Griffiths is next and just left there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,251 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,251 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 24 minutes ago, B1872 said: Hopefully Leigh Griffiths is next and just left there! Concrete wellies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpidermansGaffer 2,552 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 2 hours ago, hammer time said: Surprised none of the tabloids went the headline banner "Sheep goes for early morning dip" Opportunity missed He was rescued by a ewe-boat... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Couldn't resist Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMexican 204 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Surprised the papers didn't go with: Footie star runs from nightclub full of Rangers fans into the nearest river. Celtic supporting firemen rescue the stricken star Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 so was this a suicide attempt or just fancied a swim when pished? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopsLaud 4,184 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said: so was this a suicide attempt or just fancied a swim when pished? Tried to top himself just after comin oot as a gayer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, CoopsLaud said: Tried to top himself just after comin oot as a gayer. Sheep Shagger and a chocolate miner, tough life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
don logan 8,057 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Brian Fantana said: so was this a suicide attempt or just fancied a swim when pished? That he was in the Kelvin for 90 minutes slightly suggests he was more motivated to living than dying. From the point when he hit the water anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 He's away to Houston Texas for a fortnight's break to get over the trauma. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD 7,435 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Gary Mackay-Freezing Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMexican 204 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Always been out his depth Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Well I don't wish him all the best as it happens Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,251 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Between this and Brendan's imaginary meetings in the Clyde tunnel those typically bizzare bastards are behaving more odd than usual Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
don logan 8,057 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 16 hours ago, MasterD said: Gary Mackay-Freezing Gary Mackay-Steamins Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Possibly not the first time he's been in a Kelvin ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 On 8/28/2017 at 6:28 AM, Brian Fantana said: Sheep Shagger and a chocolate miner, tough life. also played 40 odd times for the taigs which is considerably worse than the other two things Did he jump or was he pished pushed Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrup1984 25,100 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 RIVER rescue footie ace Gary Mackay-Steven was booted out a nightclub for being too drunk shortly before plunging into the water, The Scottish Sun can reveal. Bouncers showed the sozzled Aberdeen winger, 26, the red card after spotting him crashing into fellow revellers. Girlfriend Gillian Mckechnie, 24, and ex-Celtic team-mate Stuart Armstrong, 25, also left to check he was OK following the snub at trendy Sanctuary, in Glasgow’s west end. Shortly after, Mackay-Steven leapt in the chilly River Kelvin where he was plucked to safety suffering from hypothermia at 4am on Sunday. An onlooker said: “Gary was letting his hair down as he has a week off because of the international break. “He hit it pretty hard and was really enjoying himself. But he was so drunk that he was barging into people and causing a scene. “Bouncers quickly spotted what was going on and chucked him out. “Stu and Gilly weren’t going to just leave him so they came out too.” We told how the Scotland cap jumped into the river during “high jinks”. Parkhead ace Armstrong attempted to save his stricken pal from the fast-flowing current before 999 crews arrived. A source close to Mackay-Steven desperately tried to play down the nightclub clash, which came hours after he was an unused sub in the Dons’ 4-3 win at Partick Thistle. They said: “There are different versions of what happened in the club doing the rounds. “I suspect that may be because everyone was so drunk they have got no idea what was going on. “But the football club has no problem with it. The players were told to go out and forget about football because they are off for a few days.” Mercy crews were called to the scene near the Benalder Street bridge early on Sunday. A boat was dispatched and rescuers pulled out the wideman, who had spent around 90 minutes in the water. He was taken to Queen Elizabeth University Hospital and treated for hypothermia. We revealed the star, of Thurso, Caithness, returned to his Glasgow flat on Monday in shorts and T-shirt despite his scare. Bosses at Sanctuary refused to comment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Sounds like he was on a bender. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 16,957 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Wee double-barrelled prick. Only black footballers suit hyphenated names, like Alex Oxtail-Chambermaid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveEarle 9,724 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Thought I'd seen him in the West End before..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,750 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 51 minutes ago, sandyinroyalblue said: Sounds like he was on a bender. I see what you did there Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,360 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Heart today he started giving it the big man act and basically got chased into the river wee wank Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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