Gman36 3,454 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Rangers vs Dundee, Ibrox. Nighttime kick off in the winter. Teeny bit of snow around the touchline. Most folk wrapped up warm. I can't make the game because for some reason I'm involved in a plumbing job on north woodside road, despite never having been a plumber in the my life. Games live on STV though, commentary by Jock Brown. We score after a few minutes yasss. Corner kick, ball breaks to Lee Wallace and he smashes it into the roof of the net. Oddly muted celebration from him. Seems like he's pissed off a bit with some of the criticism he's been getting. Couple of minutes later they equalise. Don't know who scored but he runs over to the union bears giving it the cupping hands behind ears. Union bears are decked out in the old orange strip for this game, they give the guy abuse back. Goal was an absolute howler, defence parted like the red sea and the player literally strolled through and tapped it in. About 25 minutes in we go 2-1 up, scored by none other than PAUL GASCOIGNE. Fucking Gazza... Mazy dribble, skins the keeper and slots it home. I'm of course thinking what the fuck is Gazza doing playing for us now. Best not to ask too many questions. Just before half time they equalise. 2-2. I'm not able to watch the second half due to the plumbing work commitments, but check my phone regularly. Still 2-2. Then.... 3-2! 92nd minute winner! Who fucking stepped up when it mattered... Who else.... JON TORAL. JON FUCKING TORAL. Was pishing myself when I saw it as I was certain he'd left and was now not even with Arsenal. Still, he stood up and was counted when it mattered. Rangers 3 - 2 Dundee Wallace (3'), Gascoigne (25'), Toral (90'). Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 No one remembers that much detail In a dream mate . You have some imagination Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEPPS BOY 73,762 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 A plumber is not everyones dream job, fair play. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billythebear77 10,386 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Drugs are for mugs Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottywellhousetb 50,432 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Were you still asleep when you posted this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,513 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Were your jammies stuck to your boaby or no? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger_onimo 20,488 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 You dreamt that Lee Wallace's goal celebration was somewhat muted due to the criticism he's been receiving? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperPapac05 3,383 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I thought cunts normally dreamt of the stunning burd they walked past earlier in the day Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chineseboy 1,563 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 minute ago, SuperPapac05 said: I thought cunts normally dreamt of the stunning burd they walked past earlier in the day I once had a dream where rape was legal. What a fucking dream that was! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, Chineseboy said: I once had a dream where rape was legal. What a fucking dream that was! It is in catholic clergy circles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Id take it right now. we need to sign gazza and toral sharpish though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 25 minutes ago, Ger_onimo said: You dreamt that Lee Wallace's goal celebration was somewhat muted due to the criticism he's been receiving? the devils in the detail Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Gazza scoring for us tomorrow is actually more believable than Jon Toral scoring for us. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMexican 204 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 No chance anyone remembers all that detail from a dream. It quickly fades away after waking up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
giffnockger 4,840 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Wizny gear Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I never dream about anything that makes sense. In my last dream I think I was the hearse driver at my own funeral. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I just remembered i had a dream earlier on in the week and we won 3-2 but it was Fod who ran the length of the pitch and scored Probably because my boy done that to me on fifa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,205 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Started as an apprentice plumber in 1965, and when the older apprentices threatened to grease ma baws I ended up rolling on the floor with the biggest one among them. After that I got through the next year dreaming about Rangers and the teams we had at that time,but my career ended when I took a cast iron door handle to my old adversary. Still!!! I had Rangers then and still dream about them now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,241 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 3-2 Alf hat trick, right foot, left foot and header. Broonaldo injures himself trying to crock the wee man. Jack poleaxes Griffiths then ties him to the post with Rangers scarves. Halliday tries a lap of honour but goes over on his ankle half way round, writhes in agony rubbing his head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,513 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Big Al II said: 3-2 Alf hat trick, right foot, left foot and header. Broonaldo injures himself trying to crock the wee man. Jack poleaxes Griffiths then ties him to the post with Rangers scarves. Halliday tries a lap of honour but goes over on his ankle half way round, writhes in agony rubbing his head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMerseyParadise 6 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Chineseboy said: I once had a dream where rape was legal. What a fucking dream that was! 10 out of 10 experts say you have this dream because it's the only way you could get a ride. K.A.I and simplythebest are the guys to ask about rapey stuff on here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1872 20,640 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 You're as high as a pilots peice box! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetToTheChoppa 6,873 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 26 minutes ago, B1872 said: You're as high as a pilots peice box! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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