big blue Fin 3,724 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Is that what eating strong cheese just before bed does to your dreams? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMerseyParadise 6 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 hours ago, KeyserSoze said: Were your jammies stuck to your boaby or no? Yuck. Do we really want to know? He should be at work and not sponging off his Mum and sleeping until 10am. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,178 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 What a load of nonsense Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sket 13,610 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Lies Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McEwan's Lager 30,522 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deanzmeanzheinz 4,312 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 10 hours ago, Gman36 said: Rangers vs Dundee, Ibrox. Nighttime kick off in the winter. Teeny bit of snow around the touchline. Most folk wrapped up warm. I can't make the game because for some reason I'm involved in a plumbing job on north woodside road, despite never having been a plumber in the my life. Games live on STV though, commentary by Jock Brown. We score after a few minutes yasss. Corner kick, ball breaks to Lee Wallace and he smashes it into the roof of the net. Oddly muted celebration from him. Seems like he's pissed off a bit with some of the criticism he's been getting. Couple of minutes later they equalise. Don't know who scored but he runs over to the union bears giving it the cupping hands behind ears. Union bears are decked out in the old orange strip for this game, they give the guy abuse back. Goal was an absolute howler, defence parted like the red sea and the player literally strolled through and tapped it in. About 25 minutes in we go 2-1 up, scored by none other than PAUL GASCOIGNE. Fucking Gazza... Mazy dribble, skins the keeper and slots it home. I'm of course thinking what the fuck is Gazza doing playing for us now. Best not to ask too many questions. Just before half time they equalise. 2-2. I'm not able to watch the second half due to the plumbing work commitments, but check my phone regularly. Still 2-2. Then.... 3-2! 92nd minute winner! Who fucking stepped up when it mattered... Who else.... JON TORAL. JON FUCKING TORAL. Was pishing myself when I saw it as I was certain he'd left and was now not even with Arsenal. Still, he stood up and was counted when it mattered. Rangers 3 - 2 Dundee Wallace (3'), Gascoigne (25'), Toral (90'). Is your brother an only child? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueboyG 5,238 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Somebody must have stolen his phone and logged in to write that pish, they are probably taking money out his bank account as we speak, was that a dream ? Are you from Cumnock ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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