Dan Deacon 55,131 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 He can sell dogs all he wants as long as he helps us winalot Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
With Heart and Hand 8,949 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Gustav said: am ok u ok aye am ok sugar puff are u ok sugar puff? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
With Heart and Hand 8,949 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Dan Deacon said: He can sell dogs all he wants as long as he helps us winalot youre barking mad Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
With Heart and Hand 8,949 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 quite regularly my dad and i come home pished and ma maws dug walks right up and stands beside him and the dug walks up and ma dad goes "move!" to the dug telling it to get out the way but usually hes pished and so am i so it sounds like ma dads shouting "woof" to the dug and the dog never moves so every night i come home pished wi ma old boy and see the dog walking up to him and him goin "woof!" and i start pishing myself laughin and my dad thinks im a mongo because i pish myself laughin at him shouting "woof" to our dog. Still, fuck the pope. And his dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpete 3,186 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 8 hours ago, DennyBlueNose said: What kind of dogs? Hot ones mate with all the trimmings. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wully 47,192 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Why the fuck are they called Gucci and Louis V? Horrific. You wouldn't call a dug Slazenger fucksake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I'd still shag Tav but. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangecountry 148 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Thought that said drugs. Presumed he was punting cooncil Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bob 1,360 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 hour ago, ben51 said: Why the fuck are they called Gucci and Louis V? Horrific. You wouldn't call a dug Slazenger fucksake. Probably trendy in Bradford to call your dugs that. Vet must get a right good laugh shouting out Louis V Tavernier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billythebear77 10,386 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 13 hours ago, Bearsden bear said: Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but i see on Twitter that Tav is selling dogs!! Perhaps better known for selling dummies i wonder how much he would 'fetch' on the market. I wouldn't like to see him go 'walkies' as he can be a game 'chain ger' and if he stays with us he could 'winalot' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 13 hours ago, Bearsden bear said: Bit of fun, Cedders Fun? Dae ye not know we are going bust next week and our players are resorting to selling drugs to make ends meet? Fukkin fun? Humbug Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GersInCanada 7,775 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I call my dog timmy. Love shouting 'walkies timmy' in the morning and then putting a leash on him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniescu 2,965 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 16 hours ago, Bearsden bear said: .........Perhaps better known for selling dummies..... Better known for being a fkn dummy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 15 hours ago, DennyBlueNose said: My sister had a bulldog and it cost here a fortune in corrective surgery A transgender dug, whatever next. Worlds gone barking mad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 FFS, I always arrive at these threads late when all the best puns have been taken. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getstiffed 8,863 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, FSM said: FFS, I always arrive at these threads late when all the best puns have been taken. So you're just gonna roll over and play dead?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, Getstiffed said: So you're just gonna roll over and play dead?! I bet Tav's love of dogs started when he was a kid because his dad drove a 'Rover'. Hahahahaha, in fucking tears typing that out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jintybear 8,536 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Apparently Tav was at gleneagles the other day with Barry Hughes Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,573 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Waghorn has one of these dogs,it's called Boy,quite friendly wee bugger it is Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amato 3,016 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 10 hours ago, With Heart and Hand said: quite regularly my dad and i come home pished and ma maws dug walks right up and stands beside him and the dug walks up and ma dad goes "move!" to the dug telling it to get out the way but usually hes pished and so am i so it sounds like ma dads shouting "woof" to the dug and the dog never moves so every night i come home pished wi ma old boy and see the dog walking up to him and him goin "woof!" and i start pishing myself laughin and my dad thinks im a mongo because i pish myself laughin at him shouting "woof" to our dog. Still, fuck the pope. And his dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennyBlueNose 652 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 5 hours ago, plumbGER said: A transgender dug, whatever next. Worlds gone barking mad. It's only a matter of time before people start 'identifying' as dogs, cats, horses and then we'll have to accept that too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
With Heart and Hand 8,949 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 On 18/11/2017 at 12:52, Amato said: Ken ? cocaine a hell of a drug Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Avenger 22,567 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Well I'm happy he's found a vocation he might just be good at, because it aint fucking football. Unless it's the OP is a mistake and it's drugs he's selling. In that case he needs to lay off taking his own product. Useless over rated wank. The best defender in Scotland. The poster who said that needs to get aff the fucking smack! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,638 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Talkin about dugs, nakamura ate mine ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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