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I quite like having a seat to be honest. Standing for 105 mins would do my back in.

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Just now, With Heart and Hand said:

im standing next to him tho 

I'm taking his seat so you'll be beside me

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Just now, FSM said:

I quite like having a seat to be honest. Standing for 105 mins would do my back in.

Safe standing includes an option to sit. Also, what age are you fuck sake 

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1 minute ago, FSM said:

I quite like having a seat to be honest. Standing for 105 mins would do my back in.

Don’t fill in the form then poofy.

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1 minute ago, .Williamson. said:

Safe standing includes an option to sit. Also, what age are you fuck sake 

But then I wouldn't be able to see if everyone around me is standing up. Old enough to enjoy the simple pleasures of a seat.

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4 minutes ago, fanaticCR said:

Don’t fill in the form then poofy.

You only want to stand up so you can 'accidentally' rub your nob against other blokes arses.

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1 minute ago, FSM said:

You only want to stand up so you can 'accidentally' rub your nob against other blokes arses.

you only want a seat so you can sit your nephew on your lap and grope him throughout the match

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Just now, With Heart and Hand said:

you only want a seat so you can sit your nephew on your lap and grope him throughout the match

 

Getting up out your seat when we're closing in on goal is one of the great pleasures of the matchday experience. What do you do if you're standing up all the time?

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Just now, FSM said:

 

Getting up out your seat when we're closing in on goal is one of the great pleasures of the matchday experience. What do you do if you're standing up all the time?

clench your sphincter in anticipation 

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1 minute ago, FSM said:

 

Getting up out your seat when we're closing in on goal is one of the great pleasures of the matchday experience. What do you do if you're standing up all the time?

create a bit of atmosphere 

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Just now, ger4life_1872 said:

Tip toe

:lol:

Start doing an on the spot jog.

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