Drunk and disorderly. 14,204 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 34 minutes ago, Deanzmeanzheinz said: Imagine the scenes if Alex stoated into Glasgow Airport next week. Make that video look like Songs of Praise! I'd snow spunk on her. But in a nice way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malvern 11,329 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said: She was hyperventilating, screaming so hard my ears hurt and scratching me as she squirted. Like your (smarter, better looking) sister. Err mate, no wonder the screaming was so loud, my better looking sister is a Policeman in the Met and is currently looking for you as he has a really sore arse! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,204 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Malvern said: Err mate, no wonder the screaming was so loud, my better looking sister is a Policeman in the Met and is currently looking for you as he has a really sore arse! What age is your imaginary (grassing by definition) policeman sister? With 10 Wain's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,204 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Drunk and disorderly. said: What age is your imaginary (grassing by definition) policeman sister? With 10 Wain's. Get a nation through. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malvern 11,329 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said: What age is your imaginary (grassing by definition) policeman sister? With 10 Wain's. Is there a fucking echo in here? He is 48 this year, December the 7th if you want to send him a love card. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter-of-Smith 566 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Deanzmeanzheinz said: Imagine the scenes if Alex stoated into Glasgow Airport next week. Make that video look like Songs of Praise! Ugliest pair of tits since the Chuckle Brothers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,204 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 23 minutes ago, Malvern said: Is there a fucking echo in here? He is 48 this year, December the 7th if you want to send him a love card. So younger than your patter? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malvern 11,329 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said: Thanks for the bank details, but does he take it up the ass dry? Like yourself I Get past the piles if you can. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 70,782 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Absolutey in tears at that mongoloid kissing his face Am deed Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,204 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 37 minutes ago, Malvern said: Get past the piles if you can. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,204 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 23 minutes ago, The Godfather said: Absolutey in tears at that mongoloid kissing his face Am deed Thank fuck Stevie is a proficient swimmer. Will come in handy when he is up to his knees in it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,204 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Malvern said: Get past the piles if you can. I'm happily married with a beautiful daughter. No interest in your arse problems. Let it go. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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