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2 minutes ago, CoopsLaud said:

Much for new bits for rossiter?

Assuming it depends who you buy from. Abidal's dealer will obviously have been a dark so we wouldn't be able to use him.

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Just now, Goosetav said:

Assuming it depends who you buy from. Abidal's dealer will obviously have been a dark so we wouldn't be able to use him.

I'd also assume that at like the dentist when you get fillings the white ones are dearer than the black ones 

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1 minute ago, Loyaleastend said:

Imagine trying to find a healthy liver in Central Scotland if you were stuck?  

 

Fucking hell

Didn’t Prince Philip crack a similar joke once on a trip to Scotland?

I think he was getting toured round a driving school and he said ‘how do you keep the natives off the drink long enough to pass the test’ ? 

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Just now, Loyaleastend said:

Yes, he did, and once when a Brass band were playing as he was meeting deaf kids he  said  "No wonder you're bloody deaf listening to that  racket"

 I think my favourite one was when he said to a guide dog for the blind lady ‘I hear they now have eating dogs for the anorexics’ 

He’s genuinely someone I’d love to have a drink with.

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On 04/07/2018 at 20:51, K.A.I said:

I wonder if he could procure me a 13 inch black penis 

Just head into the Merchant City. Sure you'll find someone tonight who'll sort you out.  

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