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Morelos: Olympic shooting events.

Pena: 100 metre sprint.

Broadfoot: Egg and Spoon Race. 

Tommy McLean: High Jump.

McCoist. Warburton, Caixinho: Sack race.

Bobby McKean, Bobby Brown, Bobby Russell, Oleksiy Oleksandrovych Mykhaylychenko: Four Man Bob bobsleigh. 

Cribari, Jeffers, Beattie, Sandaza: Football. 

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Andy Goram, Nacho Novo and Bob Malcolm playing darts in a convent. 

First throw: Goram 60, Novo 60 Bob Malcolm 20.

Second throw: Goram 121, Novo 81, Malcolm treble 20.

Third throw: Goram 83, Novo 100, Malcolm trips as he throws, the dart bounces off the wall and hits a nun right in the forehead.

Final score. 

Goram: 264

Novo: 241

Malcolm: One nun dead and 80...................

 

 

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22 minutes ago, tannerall said:

Andy Goram, Nacho Novo and Bob Malcolm playing darts in a convent. 

First throw: Goram 60, Novo 60 Bob Malcolm 20.

Second throw: Goram 121, Novo 81, Malcolm treble 20.

Third throw: Goram 83, Novo 100, Malcolm trips as he throws, the dart bounces off the wall and hits a nun right in the forehead.

Final score. 

Goram: 264

Novo: 241

Malcolm: One nun dead and 80...................

 

 

See in the old days in the sixties? The tims were the "H***" , and if Carlsberg did "H***" jokes. I'd be making the same joke with "H***", instead of "nuns".

Originally it came from the central European  nomadic folk (immigrant tinkers, see how it's cellic related ?) led by Atilla, hence the "Attilla the H**".(actually gave their name to the "Hungarians" in central Europe. Attila was a nasty man, so when we fought a war against the central European state of Germany from 1914-18 we called those Germans "the H***" and it stuck. 

So when we got to the sixties we still remembered those who had chosen to fight against the Great Britons were called "H***" it was a no brainer to call the the Irish free state German lover s "the H***."

Many a great time we had in the old uncovered cellic end terrace days watching the tims depart in the final minutes when they were losing, us singing "Go Home Ya H***".  And just as good when it rained as we joyfully sung "The H*** Are Getting Wet" from the covered Copland Road end or Gers end at Hampden toward the uncovered Tims"

But do you know what they did ? They stole it for themselves, just like the "huddle" or "you'll never walk alone" they stoile it and pretended it was theirs. 

The original H*** were Attillas. 

The more recent H*** were the German soldiers.

And the worst nomadic country hating travelling Oirish sympathisng H*** were the cellic minded. 

 

Amazing how the bastards get away with so much plagiarising of the truth.

They'll be suggesting Big Jock never knew next..................

 

 

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10 minutes ago, tannerall said:

See in the old days in the sixties? The tims were the "H***" , and if Carlsberg did "H***" jokes. I'd be making the same joke with "H***", instead of "nuns".

Originally it came from the central European  nomadic folk (immigrant tinkers, see how it's cellic related ?) led by Atilla, hence the "Attilla the H**".(actually gave their name to the "Hungarians" in central Europe. Attila was a nasty man, so when we fought a war against the central European state of Germany from 1914-18 we called those Germans "the H***" and it stuck. 

So when we got to the sixties we still remembered those who had chosen to fight against the Great Britons were called "H***" it was a no brainer to call the the Irish free state German lover s "the H***."

Many a great time we had in the old uncovered cellic end terrace days watching the tims depart in the final minutes when they were losing, us singing "Go Home Ya H***".  And just as good when it rained as we joyfully sung "The H*** Are Getting Wet" from the covered Copland Road end or Gers end at Hampden toward the uncovered Tims"

But do you know what they did ? They stole it for themselves, just like the "huddle" or "you'll never walk alone" they stoile it and pretended it was theirs. 

The original H*** were Attillas. 

The more recent H*** were the German soldiers.

And the worst nomadic country hating travelling Oirish sympathisng H*** were the cellic minded. 

 

Amazing how the bastards get away with so much plagiarising of the truth.

They'll be suggesting Big Jock never knew next..................

 

 

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9 hours ago, tannerall said:

Morelos: Olympic shooting events.

Pena: 100 metre sprint.

Broadfoot: Egg and Spoon Race. 

Tommy McLean: High Jump.

McCoist. Warburton, Caixinho: Sack race.

Bobby McKean, Bobby Brown, Bobby Russell, Oleksiy Oleksandrovych Mykhaylychenko: Four Man Bob bobsleigh. 

Cribari, Jeffers, Beattie, Sandaza: Football. 

Tannerall: Starting new topics.

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21 hours ago, tannerall said:

See in the old days in the sixties? The tims were the "H***" , and if Carlsberg did "H***" jokes. I'd be making the same joke with "H***", instead of "nuns".

Originally it came from the central European  nomadic folk (immigrant tinkers, see how it's cellic related ?) led by Atilla, hence the "Attilla the H**".(actually gave their name to the "Hungarians" in central Europe. Attila was a nasty man, so when we fought a war against the central European state of Germany from 1914-18 we called those Germans "the H***" and it stuck. 

So when we got to the sixties we still remembered those who had chosen to fight against the Great Britons were called "H***" it was a no brainer to call the the Irish free state German lover s "the H***."

Many a great time we had in the old uncovered cellic end terrace days watching the tims depart in the final minutes when they were losing, us singing "Go Home Ya H***".  And just as good when it rained as we joyfully sung "The H*** Are Getting Wet" from the covered Copland Road end or Gers end at Hampden toward the uncovered Tims"

But do you know what they did ? They stole it for themselves, just like the "huddle" or "you'll never walk alone" they stoile it and pretended it was theirs. 

The original H*** were Attillas. 

The more recent H*** were the German soldiers.

And the worst nomadic country hating travelling Oirish sympathisng H*** were the cellic minded. 

 

Amazing how the bastards get away with so much plagiarising of the truth.

They'll be suggesting Big Jock never knew next..................

 

 

Your correct that’s the way I remember it, them as being the h**, again they turned it around to suit the ends of manky mob.

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On 07/07/2018 at 20:45, tannerall said:

See in the old days in the sixties? The tims were the "H***" , and if Carlsberg did "H***" jokes. I'd be making the same joke with "H***", instead of "nuns".

Originally it came from the central European  nomadic folk (immigrant tinkers, see how it's cellic related ?) led by Atilla, hence the "Attilla the H**".(actually gave their name to the "Hungarians" in central Europe. Attila was a nasty man, so when we fought a war against the central European state of Germany from 1914-18 we called those Germans "the H***" and it stuck. 

So when we got to the sixties we still remembered those who had chosen to fight against the Great Britons were called "H***" it was a no brainer to call the the Irish free state German lover s "the H***."

Many a great time we had in the old uncovered cellic end terrace days watching the tims depart in the final minutes when they were losing, us singing "Go Home Ya H***".  And just as good when it rained as we joyfully sung "The H*** Are Getting Wet" from the covered Copland Road end or Gers end at Hampden toward the uncovered Tims"

But do you know what they did ? They stole it for themselves, just like the "huddle" or "you'll never walk alone" they stoile it and pretended it was theirs. 

The original H*** were Attillas. 

The more recent H*** were the German soldiers.

And the worst nomadic country hating travelling Oirish sympathisng H*** were the cellic minded. 

 

Amazing how the bastards get away with so much plagiarising of the truth.

They'll be suggesting Big Jock never knew next..................

 

 

I can go back to the late 60's and asking my Dad why were we singing go home ya hu*s. 

Now, 21st century, they claim we're the hu*s - stupit cunts. They've never had an original thought. 

But what we do, we provide the dole money to support their time on websites promoting their fenian shite. 

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