***The official 2018/2019 windass is shite but no bad stats thread***

[Dan Deacon 55,148]

Absolute liability. Fucking donkey

 

[LegendofCoop 17,273]

He'll not even get decent stats this season. Blowing out his arse after 20 minutes too. Get him and Donkey boy (some call him Buffalo) so far to fuck!!

[IpswichGer 3,773]

I feel bad he is singled out but every time he gets hooked you think 'actually, what the fuck has he done the last x amount of minutes?!'. Brings it on himself. Middleton achieved much more in a far shorter amount of time. Tired legs from Shkupi or not!

[Brackley Bluenose 4,479]

His standards aren’t aligned with that of Glasgow Rangers and he’s a fucking cock of a boy. People that rate him need to take a long hard look at themselves. A poster boy of how shite we’ve been over these last few years. 

[Prso's headband 35,426]

Don’t think he’ll be here after the January window. Literally nothing has changed from him. 

[MasterD 7,435]

He was better than Murphy 

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

I'll go against the grain on this one with my tin hat.

Windass' biggest attribute last season was his goals and assists. His biggest failings were that he seemed to disappear and was always accused of not putting in a shift. Tonight however I thought he worked really hard for the team, tracking back a number of times and also winning the ball back to set up the first. Tonight was one of the few games where I felt Windass actually seemed to be involved throughout. He put in a shift but he also still managed to get into great positions and create some chances for his teammates. Sadly his big strength from last season, his finishing let him down, as did the finishing of his teammates. He should have easily scored a few tonight.

If Windass' can keep up the work rate, and reproduce his goals and assists from last season I would be more than happy to give him a chance. I thought he was okay tonight. Obviously okay won't cut it but if he can get the balance of work rate and finishing/assisting then he definitely can be an asset for us. 

[Dan Deacon 55,148]

1 minute ago, Laudrup1984 said:

I'll go against the grain on this one with my tin hat.

Windass' biggest attribute last season was his goals and assists. His biggest failings were that he seemed to disappear and was always accused of not putting in a shift. Tonight however I thought he worked really hard for the team, tracking back a number of times and also winning the ball back to set up the first. Tonight was one of the few games were I felt Windass actually seemed to be involved throughout. He put in a shift but he also still managed to get into great positions and create some chances for his teammates. Sadly his big strength from last season, his finishing let him down, as did the finishing of his teammates. He should have easily scored a few tonight.

If Windass' can keep up the work rate, and reproduce his goals and assists from last season I would be more than happy to give him a chance. I thought he was okay tonight. Obviously okay won't cut it but if he can get the balance of work rate and finishing/assisting then he definitely can be an asset for us. 

You smoking crack with @born a blue nose

[plumbGER 24,518]

He's fucking chronic.

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

Just now, Dan Deacon said:

You smoking crack with @born a blue nose

What part's not correct?

[Blue Avenger 22,567]

This could be a hanging offence at the hands of those who look to be offended by others telling the truth about their pin up boy, who does his best to offend without even trying to offend.

[Blue Avenger 22,567]

3 minutes ago, Laudrup1984 said:

I'll go against the grain on this one with my tin hat.

Windass' biggest attribute last season was his goals and assists. His biggest failings were that he seemed to disappear and was always accused of not putting in a shift. Tonight however I thought he worked really hard for the team, tracking back a number of times and also winning the ball back to set up the first. Tonight was one of the few games were I felt Windass actually seemed to be involved throughout. He put in a shift but he also still managed to get into great positions and create some chances for his teammates. Sadly his big strength from last season, his finishing let him down, as did the finishing of his teammates. He should have easily scored a few tonight.

If Windass' can keep up the work rate, and reproduce his goals and assists from last season I would be more than happy to give him a chance. I thought he was okay tonight. Obviously okay won't cut it but if he can get the balance of work rate and finishing/assisting then he definitely can be an asset for us. 

Oh ffs, a net ball fan.

[StewGer 606]

Still closing down and then jumping out the way when he gets there. Not good enough.

[Dan Deacon 55,148]

3 minutes ago, Laudrup1984 said:

What part's not correct?

You 

[The Godfather 71,856]

He's just an unlikeable guy

Looks like he doesn't give a fuck

plays like he doesn't give a fuck

and has a face you would love to take a preddy boot off of  

[PRW. 5,631]

Was poor aye, but the cunts giving it the ironic cheers when he went off are rockets of the highest order.

 

[Escobar 13,676]

1 minute ago, PRW. said:

Was poor aye, but the cunts giving it the ironic cheers when he went off are rockets of the highest order.

 

What a way to give a player a kickstart for the season ahead. Roasters man.

[PRW. 5,631]

6 minutes ago, fanaticCR said:

What a way to give a player a kickstart for the season ahead. Roasters man.

Brutal mate. Honestly Ibrox is chronic, if they're no moaning at the players they're sitting on their hands silent.

[Jamie0202 12,261]

15 minutes ago, Blue Avenger said:

Oh ffs, a net ball fan.

Chronic patter. Twice you've used it tonight.

[davis1986 996]

The boy has talent but unfortunately we won’t see it at Ibrox week in week out. He is better of moving on and playing for a team that don’t need to win every game. If he doesn’t play well in first 10 mins you can gaurntee he won’t play well in rest of the match 

[rangersross 6,530]

28 minutes ago, MasterD said:

He was better than Murphy 

No he wasn’t. 

[ForeverAndEver 71,450]

If the manager thinks he’s a winger, he’s not very smart. 

[sassaaaa 11,406]

29 minutes ago, MasterD said:

He was better than Murphy 

Thought Murphy played well tonight ..........

[tannerall 25,935]

Windass off to a cracking start in the "Chances Missed" category. Way ahead of Morelos already.

[Band of Brothers 10,303]

Fucking disgraceful thread this place has has gone to shit after 1 game give the lad a chance ffs.