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1 hour ago, dougal72 said:

Vaguely  remember a story about us mowing the grass into a sash.

We were at a Bolton game the week before and we commented on how the groundsman had made such a good job of cutting the grass.  Next week Ibrox was cut exactly the same but story was it was cut to look like a sash. 

Bloody odd that a paper would print such crap. 

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6 hours ago, linfield1690 said:

We are big bad boys fae glesga kicking sandcastles down now lol fuck sake up there wae Gerry mcnees sash in the pitch and union Jack seats

I have to say, when I saw that I actually thought it was like some sort of montage in a comedy film when the main character has some sort of fall from grace and there are really pathetic headlines like “[main character] went to toilets and didn’t wash hands”.

It’s actually one of the most pathetic things I’ve read.

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3 hours ago, dougie76 said:

Dog gone but not forgotten – funeral for celtic pooch Magic
By SAM WALKER
29th March 2015, 5:59 am
Updated: 5th April 2016, 9:10 am
HEARTBROKEN pet owner Stephen Girvan said goodbye to his celtic-supporting dog
Magic — burying her with pooch pal Black in a Hoops-themed funeral.

The boxer — famously targeted by bigoted thugs — died after suffering kidney
failure.

And just days later Stephen’s Rottweiler Black, who he bought as a guard dog
for Magic after the sickening attack, was killed when he was knocked down by
a car.

Stephen, of East Kilbride, arranged the emotional ceremony to say a final
goodbye to the two beloved pets — placing them next to each other under
celtic blankets, flags, scarves and some roses.

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And friends and family wept as football anthem You’ll Never Walk Alone was
played on loudspeakers.

The website designer, 38, said: “It was important to me to give Magic and
Black the send-off they deserve.

“I was crying during the ceremony, I was in bits. We had a good turnout and
everybody got a chance to say goodbye.”

Stephen bought Magic in 2012 after she was rejected by her former owners and
they quickly became inseparable.

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He took the dog with him to the pub to watch celtic games and she even met
Parkhead legend Frank McAvennie.

But we told how in 2013 Magic was attacked by yobs because she was wearing a
celtic shirt.

The cowardly brutes kicked the animal and shouted sectarian abuse after they
spotted her on a bus in Glasgow’s east end.

A police probe was launched but they were never found.

Worried Stephen then bought six stone Black as a minder for Magic after his
home was vandalised.

But last month he was told Magic was suffering from kidney failure and would
not survive.

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The devoted dog owner immediately decided to make her final days as happy
as possible and took her on a goodbye tour of her favourite haunts —

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:lol:

Please tell me you’ve elaborated on that story and what you’ve posted isn’t the original print? ?

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21 minutes ago, Sweettartangirl said:

Let's not forget the Hag sagas... :Zzz:

Unemployed Haggerty is now a champion against social media victimisation - she was on R5 Live at the weekend and call Kaye yesterday blaming her exit from the Herald as a result of social media pressure, absolutely shameless individual.

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They dogs and that picture has got me in knots, I'm honestly pishing myself laughing at that, don't get me wrong I was a bit emotional when our dog had to get put down, but everything about the story, the song on at the funeral, the bodyguard or doggygaurd for the other dog, taking it to its favourite haunts before it passed away and just that picture.

It's class comedy for me, so yeah it's a yes from me, what a prick.

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1 minute ago, Terry Hurlock Loyal said:

Unemployed Haggerty is now a champion against social media victimisation - she was on call Kaye yesterday blaming her exit from the Herald as a result of social media pressure, absolutely shameless individual.

You listen to that pish?

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13 minutes ago, LOL153 No Surrender!!! said:

They dogs and that picture has got me in knots, I'm honestly pishing myself laughing at that, don't get me wrong I was a bit emotional when our dog had to get put down, but everything about the story, the song on at the funeral, the bodyguard or doggygaurd for the other dog, taking it to its favourite haunts before it passed away and just that picture.

It's class comedy for me, so yeah it's a yes from me, what a prick.

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I fucking love dogs but that had me buckled.  Weirdest thing is he kept the first dog for days after it died. Shudder to think what the creepy cunt was up to with it...

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1 hour ago, BigDak said:

Please tell me you’ve elaborated on that story and what you’ve posted isn’t the original print? ?

FOOTIE’S Frank McAvennie led outrage last night after a hate attack on a dog
wearing a celtic strip.

The sickened Parkhead legend revealed his disgust over the yobs who snarled
sectarian slurs as they booted boxer Magic and told how he met the pooch in
a Hoops diehards’ pub.

Frank, 53, said: “It’s ridiculous that someone would stoop so low as to attack
a dog. It’s just a game, it doesn’t matter what colour you’re wearing. I
have been all over the world and this kind of football connected religious
hatred just doesn’t exist — it’s only a problem in Scotland.”

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Macca, who was introduced to Magic last summer at the Emerald Isle bar in
Glasgow’s east end, added: “She’s a lovely dog and she didn’t deserve that.”
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Her owner Stephen Girvan, 37, of East Kilbride, told how Magic was targeted as
they made their way home from the area after watching Sunday’s celtic
Legends charity game on pub tellies.

They caught a Number 18 First bus at about 11.30pm.

But minutes into the journey they were confronted by two thugs — a young man
and an older accomplice thought to be in his 50s — who launched the shocking
assault.

Stephen said: “They just went for her, they didn’t hesitate.

“The second they got on, one of them started laying into her.They kicked her
in the face and she gave out this yelp. The bus fell into silence. No one
was expecting it so we were all stunned. Stephen added: “Magic is my first
ever pet and I love her to bits, so thinking about it sends chills down my
spine.”

Web designer Stephen told how he stood up for his pet in face of the violent
onslaught and argued with the yobs.

 

And after the bus driver heard the bust-up, he kicked the pair off. But
Stephen told how the men continued to abuse him and Magic from the roadside
— trying to goad him into a fight by shouting: “Come on, you Fenian b*****d
and bring your Fenian dog with you.”

He added: “They called me a Fenian b*****d, which is one thing, but then they
called Magic a Fenian as well. What kind of person does that?

“They were spitting bile, it made me very angry. I called the police there
and then.

“Everyone else on the bus was silent and didn’t want to get involved but the
driver was great. I can’t thank him enough for his help.”

Police are investigating the attack which they are treating as a hate crime
under sectarian laws. Last night the “disgraceful” assault was condemned by
animal rights groups.

John Patrick, of Scotland For Animals, said: “Sectarianism has been a problem
in Glasgow for a long time but for it now to be affecting animals is
disgusting. If the owner of a dog wants to dress his pet in a football top,
he should feel safe doing so without fear of retribution from rival fans.
I’ve met Magic and she is a very placid and popular dog and an innocent
victim in this.

“We can only hope these people are brought to justice.”

The Scottish SPCA urged anybody who witnessed the “unprovoked and mindless
attack” to tell police.

Footie-daft Stephen bought Magic just over a year ago after she was rejected
by her previous owners.

He took her in and she joined him on trips the pub to watch celtic games. And
Magic — trained to raise a paw at the command “hail hail” — has since become
a celebrity and even has a Facebook fan page.

Stephen said: “She loves wearing her celtic strip. She waits by my bed so I
can put it on her as soon as I wake up.”

 

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3 minutes ago, dougie76 said:

FOOTIE’S Frank McAvennie led outrage last night after a hate attack on a dog
wearing a celtic strip.

The sickened Parkhead legend revealed his disgust over the yobs who snarled
sectarian slurs as they booted boxer Magic and told how he met the pooch in
a Hoops diehards’ pub.

Frank, 53, said: “It’s ridiculous that someone would stoop so low as to attack
a dog. It’s just a game, it doesn’t matter what colour you’re wearing. I
have been all over the world and this kind of football connected religious
hatred just doesn’t exist — it’s only a problem in Scotland.”

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Macca, who was introduced to Magic last summer at the Emerald Isle bar in
Glasgow’s east end, added: “She’s a lovely dog and she didn’t deserve that.”
ADVERTISEMENT


Her owner Stephen Girvan, 37, of East Kilbride, told how Magic was targeted as
they made their way home from the area after watching Sunday’s celtic
Legends charity game on pub tellies.

They caught a Number 18 First bus at about 11.30pm.

But minutes into the journey they were confronted by two thugs — a young man
and an older accomplice thought to be in his 50s — who launched the shocking
assault.

Stephen said: “They just went for her, they didn’t hesitate.

“The second they got on, one of them started laying into her.They kicked her
in the face and she gave out this yelp. The bus fell into silence. No one
was expecting it so we were all stunned. Stephen added: “Magic is my first
ever pet and I love her to bits, so thinking about it sends chills down my
spine.”

Web designer Stephen told how he stood up for his pet in face of the violent
onslaught and argued with the yobs.

 

And after the bus driver heard the bust-up, he kicked the pair off. But
Stephen told how the men continued to abuse him and Magic from the roadside
— trying to goad him into a fight by shouting: “Come on, you Fenian b*****d
and bring your Fenian dog with you.”

He added: “They called me a Fenian b*****d, which is one thing, but then they
called Magic a Fenian as well. What kind of person does that?

“They were spitting bile, it made me very angry. I called the police there
and then.

“Everyone else on the bus was silent and didn’t want to get involved but the
driver was great. I can’t thank him enough for his help.”

Police are investigating the attack which they are treating as a hate crime
under sectarian laws. Last night the “disgraceful” assault was condemned by
animal rights groups.

John Patrick, of Scotland For Animals, said: “Sectarianism has been a problem
in Glasgow for a long time but for it now to be affecting animals is
disgusting. If the owner of a dog wants to dress his pet in a football top,
he should feel safe doing so without fear of retribution from rival fans.
I’ve met Magic and she is a very placid and popular dog and an innocent
victim in this.

“We can only hope these people are brought to justice.”

The Scottish SPCA urged anybody who witnessed the “unprovoked and mindless
attack” to tell police.

Footie-daft Stephen bought Magic just over a year ago after she was rejected
by her previous owners.

He took her in and she joined him on trips the pub to watch celtic games. And
Magic — trained to raise a paw at the command “hail hail” — has since become
a celebrity and even has a Facebook fan page.

Stephen said: “She loves wearing her celtic strip. She waits by my bed so I
can put it on her as soon as I wake up.”

 

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I dont know what is more ridiculous the dog in a celtic top or McAvennies shoes

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4 minutes ago, Basrah Bear said:

hahahaha is this cunt for real.?

I remember when it happened and the it being in the paper, even at the end, the bit when he says, she loves wearing her taig top, she waits for me waking up to get it on.

No she isn't, it's a fucking dog ya wank stain, he's probably lying pished every night and the dogs waiting to get out to do a shit and ask the drunk fucker why do you dress me up and put make up on me and try to tamper with me every night, ?

Poor dogs.

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