denya 1,661 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 12 hours ago, Laudrup1984 said: Michael Stewart, the gift that keeps on giving. Haha Is this idiot being serious?! Who slide tackle with their arms in the air? That is just stupid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 2 hours ago, BigDak said: When people create these things do they send them through to the person who’s making a tit of himself, i.e. Michael Stewart? I’d love to see what his response to this is. Hey you He must have spent the whole day studying up on that too To be fair, he fits right in at BBC Scotland An inbred cunt if ever there was one Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyaleastend 3,260 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 I’m fucking beeling, just smashed my sectarian tv to fuck Fatman10 and northern bear 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Just now, coopsleftboot said: Mates wife works with him in the legal practice. Confirmed fan of them...he's got a tim coffee mug. I'm not wrong He wasn't obvious as Collum but he done his best . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madina 3,802 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Things that annoyed me from this weeks show Stewart being a prick them not showing Tav have to take his pen twice them not showing that thug taking out Atayki WATPWATP 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basrah Bear 2,981 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 14 minutes ago, OhW said: Dreadful. Really bad. Awful. still makes more sense than the fucking bionic man Michael Stewart Bobby Hume, OhW and dougie76 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,387 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Watched our game on it. What is a disgrace is that wee dick that anchors the show. He’ll be full in combover by the end of the season. Denial is futile mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ger_onimo 20,488 Posted November 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2018 Blumhoilann, Hadron Collider, Rum Ham and 4 others 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Basrah Bear 2,981 Posted November 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2018 they are all cunts, every reporter. Look at Jacksons views of us and them v Livi. Zimmerman @zimmerman_72 More Jackson post Livi-Rangers: "Rangers' away day blues leave Steven Gerrard facing questions over his side's character" Jackson post Livi-celtic: "Ultimately they were defeated by a surface that scars the face of the Scottish game" 12:58 am - 12 Nov 2018 dougie76, Blue Rino, sRcFoCt and 6 others 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,595 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Biomechanics Ger_onimo and dougie76 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopsleftboot 5,512 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Biofuckinmechanics or not, if you go to ground and your arm rises and stops a shot that's on target then its handball and free-kick/penalty every time it happens. The only issue here is not whether it was handball or not, but whether it was a booking offence. I have a little sympathy because when you're throwing yourself about your arms can end up anywhere. Said it loads of times, adopt the simple black and white version... if it hits your hand, accidentally or not then its a foul. Same as hockey if the ball hits your feet. Blumhoilann 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrup1984 25,100 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 OhW and BridgeIsBlue 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhW 4,669 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, coopsleftboot said: Said it loads of times, adopt the simple black and white version... if it hits your hand, accidentally or not then its a foul. Same as hockey if the ball hits your feet. Didn't a league try that somewhere and it ended up with players trying to chip the ball onto an opponent's hand? I was watching La Liga once and the commentators mentioned it. Not sure if it was Spain that tried it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza2258 478 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 16 hours ago, plumbGER said: Just turned University challenge off, right at the end, in disgust. lol. Jokes on you - it was really good at the end. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie76 15,356 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 14 hours ago, TEFTONG said: I saw that bawbag mickey stewart make up rules about penalties just to try and belittle our score and performance. He is an utter bitter wee taig prick.. He wants to be the ginger sutton. Jamie0202 and TEFTONG 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Laudrup1984 25,100 Posted November 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2018 BridgeIsBlue, Ryju84, cascadeshrimp and 9 others 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,613 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 So here's the rules on it.... HANDLING THE BALL Handling the ball involves a deliberate act of a player making contact with the ball with the hand or arm. The following must be considered: the movement of the hand towards the ball (not the ball towards the hand) the distance between the opponent and the ball (unexpected ball) the position of the hand does not necessarily mean that there is an offence The goalkeeper has the same restrictions on handling the ball as any other player outside the penalty area. Inside their penalty area, the goalkeeper cannot be guilty of a handling offence incurring a direct free kick or any related sanction but can be guilty of handling offences that incur an indirect free kick. ========= The defender approached the ball, forward movement, (with arms attached to his body ?) to close the shot. Strike 1. It was not a minimal distance or deflection, it was a purposeful action by the defender to approach the ball and place his body in the way of the shot. Strike 2 "the position of the hand does not necessarily mean that there is an offence". Nor does it rule out the offence. And specifically it doesn't mention biomechanics being a permitted factor for ruling out any offence.?. Strike 3. And you're out Michael Stewart, twat. Bobby Hume 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrup1984 25,100 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Lolz. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopsleftboot 5,512 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 minute ago, OhW said: Didn't a league try that somewhere and it ended up with players trying to chip the ball onto an opponent's hand? I was watching La Liga once and the commentators mentioned it. Not sure if it was Spain that tried it. Possibly. But it doesn't need to be a penalty or direct free. Indirect free, even in the box. But I suppose that's where the "deliberate" part comes into play for the referee. Point is, handball, even accidental would be a foul...then down to the ref whether it was intentional (or arm in unnatural position). Hockey players try to hit other players feet. OhW 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Gazza2258 said: lol. Jokes on you - it was really good at the end. Lol. Jokes on you - you actually believed me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie76 15,356 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 13 hours ago, WATPWATP said: who the fuck you on about? You and you shat it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Just now, dougie76 said: You and you shat it? Inty him mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie76 15,356 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, plumbGER said: Inty him mate. I don't like taking liberties mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 minute ago, dougie76 said: I don't like taking liberties mate. Fair enough, I'll ask scumbag PCG to do it for a few quid, heard he's struggling financially. dougie76 and Bobby Hume 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Hume 12,983 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 minute ago, plumbGER said: Fair enough, I'll ask scumbag PCG to do it for a few quid, heard he's struggling financially. Cumnock Bear would do it for free mate ... in fact he would probably happily lose money just running to his car to get there .... plumbGER 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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