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Happy St Patrick's Day

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12 minutes ago, .Williamson. said:

I'm going down the local zoo and punching a fucking snake 

Go to the Scottish Parliament, you will find all the snakes that need ffn punching. 

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Top of the morning to you! 🙄🙄

Met my wife in the pub on St Patrick's day. The oldfirm game was on and the pub was jumping.

Had Alan McLaren as 1st goal scorer and the big man delivered.

Kinda unofficial anniversary for us. She is a bluenose btw - wouldn't have it any other way

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Well I was thinking of doing it the traditional Scottish plastic Irish way,stinking Sellick tap oan get pished in the local celtic slop house shout up the ra etc etc glass some cunt in said slop house roll around the floor fighting.

And then stagger home having spent all the money that was needed to feed the weans awe week,batter the wife fall asleep wake up and obsess over everything Rangers.

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I've knocked my front teeth out with a toffee hammer, taken a pair of kitchen scissors to my hair and going on a tattie howking trip, I'll obviously get drunk enough so I can't speak before I go.

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1 hour ago, bluedart1952 said:

Go to the Scottish Parliament, you will find all the snakes that need ffn punching. 

The chances of that lot working a Sunday is zilch

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1 minute ago, Ragnar1872 said:

In New York went to the parade what a lot of pish wouldn't recommend it

I’ve been there on St Patrick’s day, just thousands of Scottish and American Plastic Paddies staggering about. Yank in Grand Central station said to me , hey you must be one of those Keltic guys. Was told am I fuck.

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Going to cover up my shameless behaviour over the weekend. put ma CR smith sellick Tap on and watch the game at the local high street ootside curries tv shop, hopefully be showing it!!☘

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In Coatbridge at the moment, it’s surprisingly quiet. Thought it would be a sea of green and fiddly dee music blasting everywhere.

Suppose they’re all in their wee whitewashed cottages, sitting on toadstools watching their putrid club just now.

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In Spain at the moment.  Might just stay in the apartment today. Every second pub seems to be a plastic paddy shop decked out in tri colours.

Did spot one yesterday that at least recognised that St Patrick is patron saint for the  whole of Ireland by flying a Northen Ireland flag alongside the other flag. 

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6 minutes ago, They Gnu said:

I’ve been there on St Patrick’s day, just thousands of Scottish and American Plastic Paddies staggering about. Yank in Grand Central station said to me , hey you must be one of those Keltic guys. Was told am I fuck.

Haha that's exactly what it is I don't see what the fuss is,had a few Scottish guys behind me that where not to happy at a high school band because they where called Londonderry high school and they had red white and blue uniforms lol

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1 minute ago, Ragnar1872 said:

Haha that's exactly what it is I don't see what the fuss is,had a few Scottish guys behind me that where not to happy at a high school band because they where called Londonderry high school and they had red white and blue uniforms lol

There was Black and Hispanic bands marching for dear auld Oirland 🤔

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