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11 minutes ago, East Enclosure Row N said:

When I was young, I had no sense,

I bought a flute, for fifty pence,

And the only chick, to whom I would wank,

Was Polster's burd, cause she's no a skank.

That's right up there with Diane Abbott's maths mate :mutley:

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6 minutes ago, 35 Yard Dangerman said:

What about this, to the tune of the Carlos Cuellar one....

He's Rangers and he's captain he's James Tavernier 

A deadball expert from the spot he's Tavernier

He swings the ball in from deep play his favourite song is dollys brae,

Taverneir is here for 55.

 

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46 minutes ago, 35 Yard Dangerman said:

What about this, to the tune of the Carlos Cuellar one....

He's Rangers and he's captain he's James Tavernier 

A deadball expert from the spot he's Tavernier

He swings the ball in from deep play his favourite song is dollys brae,

Taverneir is here for 55.

Good effort mate but that rolls off your tongue like a big honking jobbie. 

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