feda16 136 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Was wondering what bizarre or wonderful Rangers merch anyone has. I got this years ago from my mother on her travels... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEPPS BOY 73,804 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 “Merch” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
feda16 136 Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share Posted October 18, 2019 Ok bubbles “items” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1690tamRFC 5,001 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Bottle of whisky with a wee Gio van Bronckhorst inside ha ha. Bought it at a charity so recently for a crazy price along with a signed Mols boot and a belter of a framed Holland tip signed by Ronald de boer, Gio, Numan and Mols. Bank balance took a pasting that day. edit: ridiculously I’ve remembered I paid £180 for this wee beauty 😂 although it did come in a nice presentation box signed by the great man. Still weird as fuck though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1690tamRFC 5,001 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Had to make sure that fucker came here with me though regardless of the price Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McEwan's Lager 30,511 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 When I was about 6 my dad’s pal bought me a T-shirt that said “Next to sex I like Rangers best”. My mum binned it the next day 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VB1965 43 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I remember back in the 70’s there was a guy who sold “pope on a rope” soap bars outside Ibrox 😬 They were about twice the size of an egg, and the rope was a noose around the cunts neck. 😁 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,133 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, McEwan's Lager said: When I was about 6 my dads pal bought me a T-shirt that said “Next to sex I like Rangers best”. My mum binned it the next day 😂 McEwan’s Shagger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McEwan's Lager 30,511 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I’m hoping someone on this forum has a bottle of Rangers Advocaat circa 1999. Would be absolutely mawkit by now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1690tamRFC 5,001 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, McEwan's Lager said: I’m hoping someone on this forum has a bottle of Rangers Advocaat circa 1999. Would be absolutely mawkit by now. Mate it’s howling in date never mind a vintage 😂 drank a bottle years back when we’d cattled every other alcoholic substance in my pals parents gaff, even mortal drunk it tasted like shite. Surely nocunt chooses to drink this as their normal tipple ha ha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle 53,530 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 43 minutes ago, feda16 said: Was wondering what bizarre or wonderful Rangers merch anyone has. I got this years ago from my mother on her travels... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1690tamRFC 5,001 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 45 minutes ago, feda16 said: Was wondering what bizarre or wonderful Rangers merch anyone has. I got this years ago from my mother on her travels... Best bit about that is novo is a giant and big marv is a midget ha ha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoplandRoad83 3,241 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Still looks pretty wee up Klos. Aye a know its horrendous patter. Blame the thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McEwan's Lager 30,511 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 29 minutes ago, 1690tamRFC said: Mate it’s howling in date never mind a vintage 😂 drank a bottle years back when we’d cattled every other alcoholic substance in my pals parents gaff, even mortal drunk it tasted like shite. Surely nocunt chooses to drink this as their normal tipple ha ha When I was at uni most of us worked in pubs but my pal got a job in a more upmarket bar and he thought he was Brian Flanagan. One night at another pals house he asked if I wanted a “Fluffy Duck”. Aye ok. Tasted it, absolutely barking. What the fuck is this? Advocaat and Bacardi. What the fuck is Advocaat (having only heard of it in the Rangers shop catalogue)? Eggs and Brandy. WHAT THE FUCK? The Dutch are wrong yins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Hume 12,989 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 47 minutes ago, feda16 said: Was wondering what bizarre or wonderful Rangers merch anyone has. I got this years ago from my mother on her travels... I don't know if it's the after affects of the Advocaat ...... but these wee models look exactly as I remember them back when they played for us ...... especially Big Nacho and Wee Marvin ..... or maybe I'm just being .... a Dick .... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McEwan's Lager 30,511 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 hour ago, feda16 said: Was wondering what bizarre or wonderful Rangers merch anyone has. I got this years ago from my mother on her travels... There’s a shop in Prague that sells them btw. Handpainted Russian dolls of thousands of sports teams from all over the world. The Novo one looks like a racist caricature from a Dixie newspaper 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
feda16 136 Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 7 hours ago, McEwan's Lager said: There’s a shop in Prague that sells them btw. Handpainted Russian dolls of thousands of sports teams from all over the world. The Novo one looks like a racist caricature from a Dixie newspaper 😂 Actually will be from there, pretty sure she picked them up from the Czech Republic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jintybear 8,536 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 9 hours ago, McEwan's Lager said: When I was about 6 my dad’s pal bought me a T-shirt that said “Next to sex I like Rangers best”. My mum binned it the next day 😂 🤣🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueteeth 2,185 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 10 hours ago, 1690tamRFC said: Best bit about that is novo is a giant and big marv is a midget ha ha You only beat me to it by 10 hours Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 20 hours ago, 1690tamRFC said: Bottle of whisky with a wee Gio van Bronckhorst inside ha ha. Bought it at a charity so recently for a crazy price along with a signed Mols boot and a belter of a framed Holland tip signed by Ronald de boer, Gio, Numan and Mols. Bank balance took a pasting that day. edit: ridiculously I’ve remembered I paid £180 for this wee beauty 😂 although it did come in a nice presentation box signed by the great man. Still weird as fuck though Is he pissin oot the tap? 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 21 hours ago, feda16 said: Was wondering what bizarre or wonderful Rangers merch anyone has. I got this years ago from my mother on her travels... Who is number 5? Papac? Too wee for me to read it. Edit: just seen it was Andrews. Fucks he white for? 🤣🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedrick 8,048 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Once you bypass the Hummel gear in the shop in town , it’s a sea of bizarreness, can see the buyer certainly has an eye for fashion 😂 , absolute honking and a riddy to the club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuistraHairDo 12,489 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I’ve got a Rangers duck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsden bear 2,376 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cedrick said: Once you bypass the Hummel gear in the shop in town , it’s a sea of bizarreness, can see the buyer certainly has an eye for fashion 😂 , absolute honking and a riddy to the club Was in there today for first time. Good selection of strips and training gear. Some of the non football stuff is pretty dubious. Wool v-neck jumpers with a large Rangers crest? Where would you wear it to? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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