graeme_4 34,354 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Was listening to Heart&Hand podcast at work there, and the host said: ‘Rangers are entering a period of games that could best be described as an Ollie Burke - thick and fast’ Anyone got any other good Rangers related one liners. Hoping to kill another 4 hours and 26 minutes until kickoff... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky. 6,923 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 No, but my pals dad used to call Nacho Novo ‘Nacho Naw-voo’ which I always thought was funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,387 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Surrender No. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Along the line the train came puffin, Rangers two cellic nuthin. (That was from the early sixties, and comedians like Francie and Josie, and Lex Mclean used to do that kind of thing.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 5 popes gone, and the Queen lives on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcoholic 1,348 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Frank McGarvey's wife's a whore Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 34,354 Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Falcoholic said: Frank McGarvey's wife's a whore Sheeeeee’s a whoooooore! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcoholic 1,348 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 It's my attic and I'll fry if I want to Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Bud 141 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Everyone Anyone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 71,365 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Falcoholic said: Frank McGarvey's wife's a whore I’ve seen this plenty, what tune was it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky. 6,923 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 “My old man said be a celtic fan, I said fuck off Father, you're a wank.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Hume 12,985 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Fenian to his wife .... " Love ye? ...... Hen ... ah loveThe Rangers mair than ah love you". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wully 47,191 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, ForeverAndEver said: I’ve seen this plenty, what tune was it? You're not singing anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 71,365 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Marky. said: “My old man said be a celtic fan, I said fuck off Father, you're a wank.” That’s two lines laddie. 2 minutes ago, wully said: You're not singing anymore. Done my head in for ages mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcoholic 1,348 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Harry, Singing Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry Hood ya f****n bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlCapone 7,678 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 When I was in my 40s I went to confessions, I told he priest I’m aRangers fan and I’m shagging a 21 year old girl half my age. He said say 3 Hail Marys. I said I’m not cathothic. He said well why are you telling me then, I said I’m fucking telling everyone ya cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Rino 1,215 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Thats the earliest I've been late in ages gaffer ( McCoist on his bad timekeeping to Walter). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim1690 4,534 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Da wanted to convert to Catholicism on his death bed, when asked why he replied ‘it’ll be another one of those bastards gone” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackAlex93 11,218 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 "We were watching The Bill, what was the score in Seville?" Rangers fans with police hats on at the next scum game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadron Collider 30,780 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 “The helicopter is changing direction.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornabear 6,201 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 " We welcome the chase " The best of them all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 There's only two Andy Gorams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 John Greig, break a leg.......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 And of course: The Helicopter Is Changing Direction Edit: Already posted by @Hadron Collider. so I'll post the commentary too. Still gives me goosebumps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadron Collider 30,780 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, tannerall said: And of course: The Helicopter Is Changing Direction Already posted it mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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