qwerty 3,730 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Simple solution for me today: 1. Gets players in this morning. 2. Ask them who wants to play for Rangers and who genuinely does not. 3. Interview each and every first team player to test them on their loyalty and club history. 4. Thrash the first team players in multiple training sessions until they are physically sick reiterating how much he wants to win.. 5. Separate the losers, the inept, the scared, the weak and the impostors from the genuine warriors. 6. Put a team of warriors together who have proved via point 4 above that they are driven, have the balls, determination , heart , sinew, morale fiber , morale courage and dogged determination to get the job done and play them in a formation which they understand and can cope with ; in order to: Prevent further embarrassment to our club. Prevent further fan frustration. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Where do you start if you can't meet point 6. We don't have 1 warrior never mind 11 or 12. We've got a team of designer footballers - not one hard man in sight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieBear316 34 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 What a load of nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutton2008 646 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/08/17/tragedy-as-deodorant-covered-man-drowns-in-his-own-sweat/ Close thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Ffs A pop quiz followed by an archaic exercise designed to exhaust everyone 48 hours before our next fixture. Good plan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wully 47,321 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 If @LucyBlue doesn't know what happend in Barcelona i doubt Matt Polster does. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmcf 34,136 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 23 minutes ago, WATP-FOREVER said: Where do you start if you can't meet point 6. We don't have 1 warrior never mind 11 or 12. We've got a team of designer footballers - not one hard man in sight. Very well put . . . . . and sadly very true . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgally 452 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Thrash them eh,what with the birch or a cane/ 😅 some of them might like that though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,715 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 All great until we lose on Wednesday because the players are knackered from doing a full preseason in 2 days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,780 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 So we're left with McGregor and Halliday 👍 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 45 minutes ago, wully said: If @LucyBlue doesn't know what happend in Barcelona i doubt Matt Polster does. He said a Rangers quiz... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,418 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said: All great until we lose on Wednesday because the players are knackered from doing a full preseason in 2 days. This. Over working them until they are physically sick 1970's style and making them dehydrated is against basic sports science. Time warp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Ghoul 6,053 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 It's one of the toughest things for fans. Following a club you love and watching players who couldn't care less about it but are lucky enough to wear the jersey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I say put them against a wall and shoot them, those up for the fight will obviously be able to dodge the bullets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
left winger 14,142 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 At least the OP has confirmed that Gerrard isn’t the worst person we could have in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hedgehog 10,673 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 21 minutes ago, Courtyard Bear said: I say put them against a wall and shoot them, those up for the fight will obviously be able to dodge the bullets. 😂😂😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 22 minutes ago, Courtyard Bear said: I say put them against a wall and shoot them, those up for the fight will obviously be able to dodge the bullets. Bullet dodgers should be released. The real Rangers men will walk through the bullets and show they bleed blue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuistraHairDo 12,490 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Hutton2008 said: http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/08/17/tragedy-as-deodorant-covered-man-drowns-in-his-own-sweat/ Close thread. I'm not having that at all Dead but he smelled pleasant enough Then the last paragraph 'a man was crushed by a load of women after being chased, being put down to the lynx effect' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoGeo7 10,498 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Or how about the manager gets them to watch every second of their shitty display at the weekend and gauge their reaction to it? I think we can all tell who wasn’t up for the fight, personally I think Saturday was the last straw and the players need dropped and be told why they are dropped for the indefinite future. It’s the only way to set the tone for the rest of the team and allow them to step up and prove that they do have the will and heart to play (maybe they don’t either in which case a summer clear out is required) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,531 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Where does actual football skills and technical ability fit in lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theclothmonster 1,707 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Thrashing the players doesn't weed out the mentally weak, it weeds out the physically weak. I'd hope that the fitness check before players sign is what we'd be using to determine whether a player is physically robust enough to play for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcoholic 1,348 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Teach them how to play table tennis and how to boot footballs off Gerrards arse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
five stars 1,621 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I get the sentiment from the OP but it's a terrible idea. SG and his staff will have to, if they haven't already, work out who's not up to the task. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 52 minutes ago, Creampuff said: Bullet dodgers should be released. The real Rangers men will walk through the bullets and show they bleed blue. 👍👍 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty 3,730 Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 3 hours ago, bgally said: Thrash them eh,what with the birch or a cane/ 😅 some of them might like that though. Its a Military term for excessive physical exercise, where you exercise someone to within an inch of there life because in this day and age you cannot simply take them around the corner and punch the living fuck right out of them, no matter how much you would like to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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