* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[Lloyd 10,756]

Brenda rn

[barrymorrison1 1,033]

8 minutes ago, Trooblue said:

The  tame squad of scribblers?  Doubt it. They'll spend all their time telling us that PSG are the best team in the history of the game, and it's 'no disgrace' to lose to them ...

It’s now ok to get mullered by Barca, Bayern, psg, juve. 

Why?  Because they can’t compete, we play in the pish spfl, but that’s ok though. 

Unbeaten in 64 games though..some team eh?

walter got slauthered 20 year ago when Rangers got beat by Ajax and Juventus.. saying ah you had Gascoigne and Laudrup.. the green an grey now have the fattest  youngest 40 million pound centre forward in history, and the greatest left back back in the world..

Looking at almost conceding the guts of 30 goals over 2 campaigns though. 

Its the green an grey way.. 

 

[Carling1873 1,404]

Hartson's nearly in tears !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HG5 11,112]

1 minute ago, Carling1873 said:

Hartson's nearly in tears !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘The game’s gone, Darryl’.

Tell is something we don’t know!!

?

[tannerall 25,935]

Just been looking at the PSG goals again.

An absoulute masterclass on how not to play the game of football by Scott Brown.

First PSG goal:

Brown. Gives the ball away, misses tackle on Rabiot, tracks back, misses tackle on Rabiot again. Tries to grab  Rabiot's jersey, misses, Rabiot pass to Neymar. 1-1

Second PSG goal:

 Brown just in front of Neymar who has ball, points back at Veratti, fails to tackle Neymar, Neymar plays 1-2 with Veratti and scores. 2-1

Third PSG goal:

Brown, now back defending in box pulls defence out, failing to track back and mark Neymer, who collects the cross which comes over Brown's head,  and  knocks it on to Cavani to score. 3-1

Fourth PSG goal. 

Brown organises the defence from the right hand side for free kick. As ball comes in to the box, he shouts and points further to the right, taking three cellic defenders with him, Marquinhos passes ball across box to unmarked PSG players on the cellic left and Mbappe scores. 

 

 

[Inigo 32,526]

5 minutes ago, JamieD said:

Lol.

[Inigo 32,526]

Cuntyfucks. Anderlecht behind.

[Trooblue 1,973]

Presumably Rodgers the tactical genius has sent them out to attack PSG in the second half?

[HG5 11,112]

Tell you what, though.

Despite being well on top, this lot haven’t half lost the ball a lot, when you’d think they were in fairly secure possession.

Mainly through dithering on the ball or half-arsed passing.

[Trooblue 1,973]

3 minutes ago, tannerall said:

Just been looking at the PSG goals again.

An absoulute masterclass on how not to play the game of football by Scott Brown.

First PSG goal:

Brown. Gives the ball away, misses tackleon Rabiot, tracks back, misses tackle on Rabiot again. tries to grab  Rabiot's jersey, misses, Rabiot pass to Neymar 1-1.

Second PSG goal:

 Brown just in front of Neymar who has ball, points back at Veratti, fails to tackle Neymar, Neymar plays 1-2 with Veratti and scores.2-1

Third PSG goal:

Brown, now back defending in box pulls defence out, failing to track back and mark Neymer, who collescts the cross which comes over Brown's head,  and  knocks it on to Cavani to score. 3-1

Fourth PSG goal. 

Brown organises the defence from the right hand side for free kick. As ball comes in to the box, he shouts and points further to the right, taking three cellic defenders with him, Marquinhos passes ball across box to unmarked PSG players on the cellic left and Mbappe scores. 

 

 

But, but, but - he's the best midfielder/captain/footballer in Scotland ...

[Inigo 32,526]

PSG aff the gas.

Monaco at the weekend on the mind?

[Moody Blue Legend 61,444]

Just now, Trooblue said:

Presumably Rodgers the tactical genius has sent them out to attack PSG in the second half?

They'll be praising him for Anderlecht getting beat by Bayern

[johanhentze 14,086]

"Celtic are risking....:" - no, they are pish. Thats why they dont get near them.

[Inigo 32,526]

Dembele's finishing has been guff since the goal. Even that wasn't going in other than the deflection.

[johanhentze 14,086]

"That shift is great by Dembele... he just shifts too far".....and missed the goal by a mile. Great stuff indeed.

[johanhentze 14,086]

2 minutes ago, Inigo said:

Dembele's finishing has been guff since the goal. Even that wasn't going in other than the deflection.

Exactly. Everything hes done has been pish, but they still manage to praise it. Goal was a fluke.

[Frank Reynolds 3,359]

No way were Anderlecht going to snatch 3rd

[VallancesDog 2,051]

Walking around them like they aren't even there!

[johanhentze 14,086]

Beautiful stuff by PSG. 

[Inigo 32,526]

Dembele's put in a good shift, but he's not been the world class player we'll be foisted with in the press the morra.

[barrymorrison1 1,033]

7 minutes ago, tannerall said:

Just been looking at the PSG goals again.

An absoulute masterclass on how not to play the game of football by Scott Brown.

First PSG goal:

Brown. Gives the ball away, misses tackleon Rabiot, tracks back, misses tackle on Rabiot again. tries to grab  Rabiot's jersey, misses, Rabiot pass to Neymar 1-1.

Second PSG goal:

 Brown just in front of Neymar who has ball, points back at Veratti, fails to tackle Neymar, Neymar plays 1-2 with Veratti and scores.2-1

Third PSG goal:

Brown, now back defending in box pulls defence out, failing to track back and mark Neymer, who collescts the cross which comes over Brown's head,  and  knocks it on to Cavani to score. 3-1

Fourth PSG goal. 

Brown organises the defence from the right hand side for free kick. As ball comes in to the box, he shouts and points further to the right, taking three cellic defenders with him, Marquinhos passes ball across box to unmarked PSG players on the cellic left and Mbappe scores. 

 

 

They have no history though..

aye really Brenda.. they’ve created history since 1972..when they were formed.

if Brenda has any self respect he must leave them and go back down south and prove he actually is a decent football manager.

his stock in England will decrease with every smashing this mob get. 

[tannerall 25,935]

Just now, Frank Reynolds said:

No way were Anderlecht going to snatch 3rd

Maybe Bayern will let one in second half................

[pcbear 10,913]

You know what really fucks me off is that we can't even lay a glove on them, where does that locate us in the big picture?

Anderlecht equalise

[BridgeIsBlue 66,606]

Struggling to find any pleasure in them constantly getting slaughtered in Europe with the state we're in. 

Sack the board. 

[Jimfanciesthedude 24,540]

fuck sake PSG you lot better win this fucking half