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9 minutes ago, Prso's headband said:

Another loan for the richest club on the planet? Wow didn’t see that coming...

richest club with the thickest fans .

every window they go into there are big fat accounts figures published only weeks before .they puff their chests out expecting 3 or 4 big money signings. 

By the close of the window they realise they have been fucked over again .

Next window big fat figures .chest puffed out expecting 3 or 4 big money signings .

 

this is why Glasgow is called a goldfish bowl .half the population have memories of goldfish 

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10 minutes ago, magic8ball said:

richest club with the thickest fans .

every window they go into there are big fat accounts figures published only weeks before .they puff their chests out expecting 3 or 4 big money signings. 

By the close of the window they realise they have been fucked over again .

Next window big fat figures .chest puffed out expecting 3 or 4 big money signings .

 

this is why Glasgow is called a goldfish bowl .half the population have memories of goldfish 

Rinse and repeat. 

Also throw in the imaginary big money bid for a key player.

Then when the window closes they can can celebrate keeping a player that was never going anywhere in the first place.

The gullible fall for thier boards antics all the time. 

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43 minutes ago, BlueKnight87 said:

Rinse and repeat. 

Also throw in the imaginary big money bid for a key player.

Then when the window closes they can can celebrate keeping a player that was never going anywhere in the first place.

The gullible fall for thier boards antics all the time. 

Liverpool do want Forrest for £15m though. Fed up with their world class front 3...

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On 26/01/2019 at 21:40, BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT said:

WARNING ,READING THIS WILL BRING ON THE BOAK , WHAT IS IT WITH THAT LOT N CHILDREN FFS 

 

Timothy Weah has looked on song at celtic from the minute he first stepped foot on the pitch.

And with two goals in two cameo appearances, the American teenager has relished his starring role in the Parkhead celebratory songbook. Not that he quite wants to hear his mother singing it back to him.

The Outhere Brothers’ ‘Boom Boom Let me Hear you Say Wayo’ has been blasted over the tannoy in celebration of his goals, with Weah’s Mum keen to join in.

“I love all the lights and the razzmatazz which follows when we score,” smiled the 18-year-old. “I’ve never had my own song and I love that – I’ve been accepted here real fast. The fans sing the song and even my mom sings it to me over the ‘phone and I have to say: ‘Please stop.’”

It’s not on his ringtone just yet but even in these early days of his celtic career, Weah looks thoroughly at ease at the Parkhead club.

His celebration after he netted against St Mirren came when he encouraged the stewards to let a kid give him a hug as he toasted the goal, an experience he has revealed is even sweeter in real life than it is on FIFA.

“I play a lot of video games and I love celebrating goals with the virtual fans so that was the first thing I thought of,” smiled Weah. “I saw him and he was beckoning to me. The security people were holding him back but I ran to him and asked them to let us come together. It’s like a family here and I think that shows.

“I just want to play my own game and continue on this good path.

“When I got up with Mikey Johnston to warm up on Wednesday night and everyone started clapping, I thought: ‘Wow! This is crazy’ but you then feed off that during the game.

“Knowing that the fans and my team-mates are behind me gives me belief. As a striker, knowing that support system is there is a great feeling to have.

“I have huge respect for this club and I’m happy to be here because a few months ago I didn’t have anything – I was on the bench or with the reserves so it’s a real blessing to be with celtic. I made it clear in the media that I’m pleased to be here and honoured to wear the green and white.”

Weah’s formative years were spent in New York before he moved to Paris, with the delights of Glasgowperhaps a little less subdued in their offerings.

Still, being raised in huge metropolitans is something that the teenager believes has helped him to quickly settle into his new surroundings.

“Growing up in New York, it’s like a melting pot of whole different cultures,” said Weah. “So you learn pretty early to accept different cultures and immerse yourself in that, so you can mesh with people. That’s what has helped me to come here and mesh with the guys.

“The guys here are lovely and crazy.

“When I was younger, I had an Irish coach. And I feel like Irish and Scottish people are kind of similar.

“So it was easy settling in. I had the Irish coach when I was about seven or eight, a long time ago – but it stays with you.

“Glasgow is a bit more calm – and I actually think that’s good.

“Not that I was going out all the time in New York or Paris but it’s more calm here, meaning you are more focused on football, not constantly distracted.”

     

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I'm sure it does.

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38 minutes ago, hawkeye said:

That would be the Croatian that cost Leicester 13 million pounds , that is a blow for the scum.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/6976578/leicester-sign-filip-benkovic-13m/

Major blow for them. That defence is a bomb scare. Can see a panic move now. Hopefully another shit CB comes in. 

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24 minutes ago, B1872 said:

Tarrier beggar that normally sits in Buchanan St has just been done for rape.

 

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https://stv.tv/news/west-central/1435050-street-beggar-raped-woman-who-tried-to-help-him/

At least that's him of the streets hopefully for a long time.

I have saw him sitting shouting  abuse at ppl in Buchanan street  half dressed with his flag .

Why would she talk to him he  always looked out his head 🤷‍♀️

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2 hours ago, B1872 said:

Tarrier beggar that normally sits in Buchanan St has just been done for rape.

 

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https://stv.tv/news/west-central/1435050-street-beggar-raped-woman-who-tried-to-help-him/

Wonder if the woman was one of them and taking pity.

Utter scum and his lawyer is going to plead in mitigation   :confused:

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7 minutes ago, ritchieshearercaldow said:

Wonder if the woman was one of them and taking pity.

Utter scum and his lawyer is going to plead in mitigation   :confused:

Obviously concern about his mental state since he sits in the street begging dressed as an IRA leprechaun 

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