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21 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

They need to spend to get actual quality in though and they won't. 

All this after spending £9m on one player in the summer and Rodgers can sit with a straight face and say they still need more in, they're beyond parody. 

We were absolutely slaughtered for signing Tore Andre Flo yet Edouard gets a free pass because reasons :lol:

Aye, he spunked the majority of their transfer budget on Edouard, must be paying him a fortune too. 

8 minutes ago, scottyscott1963 said:

:thumbsup:
Looks like that situation is hanging on where Boyata decides where his future lies.
Would prefer he waited till the last day of the transfer window and signs a pre contract with Southhampton.

That would be ideal. Then starts pretending he's injured regularly.

7 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

Compare the two sides for a minute. 

McGregor > Gordon 

Our defence pisses all over theirs. 

Our strongest midfield against theirs is more neck and neck and tougher to call. 

Up front we've got the best player in the country. 

It's closer aye, but Forrest > Candeias, Callum McGregor is a wee rat bastard but one of the best midfielders in the country and Rogic has fucked us multiple times. We have too many similar types of midfielders - need more creativity. They have more balance (when everyone is available), so are more effective.  

Maybe Dorrans will actually get fit and be that creative attacking midfielder we're crying out for.

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1 hour ago, rfc1990 said:

Lots of well known players have won the award that celtics new signing won this year. Really think we'll be made to regret this! 

 

Claudio Reyna won it...

but I'm not worried about that guy. We had him on trial and given the way we have signed up almost everyone we've gone after, I reckon if we really wanted him we'd have done that deal pretty quickly. 

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On 09/01/2019 at 10:12, Dickie1963 said:

If they are so far ahead of us in Development why are they signing an 18 yo with 6 appearances in top football ?

What does that say about the guys in Development Squad.

This season they should be signing experienced International players to keep 10 in a row alive.

Something isnt right there and that makes me happy.

To date Keevens is the only one I have heard anywhere near skirting around the edges of this, however the usual suspects have picked the ‘exciting emerging talent’ narrative. I think this will bode well for ourselves but I’d be amazed if even behind closed doors their followers were not starting to get even slightly restless...

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2 hours ago, rfc1990 said:

Lots of well known players have won the award that celtics new signing won this year. Really think we'll be made to regret this! 

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Haven't heard of any of them

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1 hour ago, wullyRFC said:

Haven't heard of any of them

Nagbe has had a pretty decent career I think. 

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7 hours ago, johanhentze said:

Did I hear something about him being an alcoholic?

Not heard anything myself but wouldn't surprise me if he was, don't know if hes even played for them and probably making 10k upwards a week has to spend his time doing something.

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18 hours ago, SuperLeeMcCulloch said:

The Compper standard will do nicely.

Does Brenda do his research on Compperthemarket.com. 

One dud after another.

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7 minutes ago, 110 steps said:

Does Brenda do his research on Compperthemarket.com. 

One dud after another.

Hopefully the recent signings are more duds. His transfer record is abysmal.

A lot said once his signings started to take affect they would struggle. It was the same at Liverpool. 

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8 hours ago, rfc1990 said:

Lots of well known players have won the award that celtics new signing won this year. Really think we'll be made to regret this! 

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The 2001 winner sounds like Lucho Gonzalez's PES 4 Doppelganger

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10 hours ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

Compare the two sides for a minute. 

McGregor > Gordon 

Our defence pisses all over theirs. 

Our strongest midfield against theirs is more neck and neck and tougher to call. 

Up front we've got the best player in the country. 

Rogic is a class above sadly. 

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3 minutes ago, graeme_4 said:

Rogic is a class above sadly. 

He's the only one of them I'd take, but even then is he going to do much in games with McCrorie and Arfield nipping at his ankles constantly? 

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33 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

He's the only one of them I'd take, but even then is he going to do much in games with McCrorie and Arfield nipping at his ankles constantly? 

He never lasts 90 minutes , I’ve got more stamina and I’m a 61 year old asthmatic.

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1 hour ago, 10pshortof17pound said:

Does Cushy sing?

only in the shower

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55 minutes ago, graeme_4 said:

Rogic is a class above sadly. 

He wouldn't cope in a game like the last 1 , he does have moments of quality though I would agree

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46 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:
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Oh, I so, so, so hope that’s real 

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8 hours ago, SuperLeeMcCulloch said:

Not heard anything myself but wouldn't surprise me if he was, don't know if hes even played for them and probably making 10k upwards a week has to spend his time doing something.

he's on a lot lot more than 10k .

something rings a bell that it's around the 30k mark 

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