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2 hours ago, Gandalf the Blue said:

Tony Watt. Too big for Scottish football apparently. What a wanker.

Aye .saw him on the news earlier .up here to.promote the Willie hills cup n comes out with attack on how shite the game is n finances are 

Doubt hills will be inviting him back ffs 

He looks worse nick than usual 

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3 hours ago, KingKirk said:

maybe a bit strong mate but I fancied our chances to win the league until they signed that cunt. Imo it was a game changer...

Don't want to continue the Sellick praise train but they'd have won the league if they kept Deila as well.

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7 minutes ago, sandyinroyalblue said:

And still the Israelis have not retreated from the occupied territories,are the tarriers just wasting their time making banners?

This is the greatest thing I have ever read.  Gave me a good laugh.

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5 hours ago, standup said:

At least charity will get the benefit of their riches. Palestine freed, Heart Disease Cured. Poverty wont be eradicated cause they need poor people for fans.

Paedos protected, that isn't charity work of course, more a symptom of how their minds work.

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15 hours ago, Mr Soprano said:

They've had a superb season and we've had a cunt of a season.

They've played without any pressure from the word go this year, albeit in style in some places.

If this Rangers team had been able to stay within touching distance of these clowns - I'm talking 7-10 points - they wouldn't be as 'free-flowing' as the media would have you believe they are right now.

No superb season has ever had, or ever will, have a 7-0 gubbing  in it.

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16 minutes ago, geneva_ger said:

Someone should suggest a DVD because I'm sure there would be a huge sales success in the G51 area

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Lincoln Red Imps FC vs Celtic

Champions League Second qualifying round, Game 1

Tuesday 12 July, 19:00

Victoria Stadium

Lincoln Red Imps FC

1 - 0

FT

 

12th of July , maybe we could hold a wee celebration to help them out.

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Tony Watt:lol:

Wee insignificant tarrier bellend from Coatbridge who has done fuck all since scoring 1 goal in europe.

You can spot the tarriers in Scottish football a mile away. When he came on at Ibrox he attempted to chase down the ball, tried to kick a few players and took wild shots from 30 yards hoping he could score. It's fucking hilarious, add into the fact he looks as though he's put on about 4 stone made it funnier.

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Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers is a hard act to follow as Jurgen Klopp is finding out at Liverpool

Their records after 54 matches as Anfield boss are EXACTLY the same and what the Northern Irishman is now doing with the Hoops deserves more respect down south

 

When their identical Liverpool records over 54 Premier League games were highlighted, the comparison with Brendan Rodgers was not widely intended to be a flattering one.

More a case of… 'Blimey, Jurgen Klopp’s no better than the phoney who went before him!'

The statistical quirk was a stick used to give Jurgen a gentle beating.

But maybe it should be a gentle compliment — losing 12 and winning 26 of 54 is not too shabby — and maybe, just maybe, Rodgers is a pretty good manager.

Maybe it is about time the very decent job he did at Anfield was recognised and his fantastic impact at Celtic is acknowledged in the south.

 

His record run with the Scottish champions this season will be routinely denigrated in England. Rodgers would have known about that attitude before he took the job.

He could have hung around when the opportunity in Glasgow arose. Even though he had been out of work for over six months, his stock was still relatively high and another Premier League job might have been in the offing soon.

The challenge north of the border seemed fairly no-win. Succeed, like he is doing in spectacular fashion, and it’s a Mickey Mouse league; fail and you must be a real no-hoper.

So the only way you can make any sort of mark is by making history which, with a 29-game unbeaten domestic run, he has done.

Not only that but he has Celtic, who have now won 19 league games on the spin, playing some enthralling football.

Yes, it was only against St Johnstone - and a knackered-looking St Johnstone, it has to be said - but the move to complete Moussa Dembele’s hat-trick last Sunday featured 24 passes, the final two of which were a rabona and a back-heel.

It is worth checking out.

That the standard of Scottish football is not great is probably more indisputable than it has ever been — a team that finished bottom of its Champions League group is 27 points clear at the top domestically after 24 matches.

His team’s results in Europe - they did not win a group game - are more likely to be used as a measure of Rodgers’ managerial prowess, but the performances with a side he was still getting to know were encouraging.

The two draws with Manchester City were thoroughly deserved.

It is impossible to rank them in an English pecking order, but this is a Celtic team that would probably acquit itself respectably in the Premier League.

It will never get that chance, but Rodgers almost certainly will, if that’s his ambition. He deserves it for what he did at Liverpool and what he is doing at Celtic.

Rodgers’ problem is that he has, for one reason or another, always been too easy to ridicule.

The match-up with Klopp on a strictly non-statistical level is telling.

When Rodgers got tactile with players, it was cringeworthy. When Klopp hugs them, it’s great.

When Rodgers talked about character, it was bluster. When Klopp talks about character, it’s insightful.

When Rodgers laughed, it was false. When Klopp laughs, everyone laughs with him.

No matter what you compare, it must be remembered it did unravel under Rodgers at Liverpool and that Klopp is a great coach who has already achieved great things.

Yet Rodgers will not get the credit he deserves for what he is doing at Celtic, just as he did not get it for a lot of his work at Anfield.

History and statistics, though, might show Rodgers a harder act to follow than most believed.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, WCPRANGERS1 said:

Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers is a hard act to follow as Jurgen Klopp is finding out at Liverpool

Their records after 54 matches as Anfield boss are EXACTLY the same and what the Northern Irishman is now doing with the Hoops deserves more respect down south

 

I think they meant to say Suarez is a hard act to follow.

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2 minutes ago, WCPRANGERS1 said:

Full article now posted buddy.....reads like it was lifted from the sellick view....

I've just seen it on twitter actually. It's from the mirror so done by an English journalist but that's the records sister paper so they're trying to claim it as their own. Cos it looks like a pro tarrier story.

He genuinely only did well that season cos of Suarez.

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5 minutes ago, Sasa'onlyPLGsuccess'Papac said:

I've just seen it on twitter actually. It's from the mirror so done by an English journalist but that's the records sister paper so they're trying to claim it as their own. Cos it looks like a pro tarrier story.

He genuinely only did well that season cos of Suarez.

They maybe should compare to his following season eh......Lpool fans in general think hes a joke.

Klopp has had to come in a nd rebuild the mess made from his time and on a lesser budget.

Also love this record run thing they keep mentioning......club record only fs...................

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