* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[centenarystand 2,227]

How did Hooper get on at Barca ?

[RDFM 3,809]

2 hours ago, centenarystand said:

How did Hooper get on at Barca ?

About as well as Samaras and Forster did 

[B1872 20,625]

22 hours ago, WCPRANGERS1 said:

Check the nick of this absoloute moron.....thinks the SPFL should punish us for Hodson not having a badge on his shirt....spent the night looking up FIFA rules,despite them having nothing to do with it....

 

 

Why has that guy got a girls name?!?! 

[Gandalf the Blue 1,384]

Record in super propaganda mode with Dembele. They are desperate to sell him.

'Europes most sought after striker' 

 

[cr3_bear 14,786]

On 19 February 2017 at 11:30 AM, coopsleftboot said:

Fuck me. In 1960 the Lanarkshire Referees Association formed and vowed "anyone but Celtic". What followed was the most successful period in Celtics history.  The LRA just wurny very good. 

Isn't it amazing how so far this season we have not heard a murmur about biased refereeing ? No letters from the board ? no seeking clarification or causing of referee strikes . No doubt that will change when we eventually begin to put up a half decent challenge again 

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,109]

Just seen on the tv that there's a music festival in Glasgow...headlining are Depeche Mode at the Barraland

Taig fest alert 

 

[Gandalf the Blue 1,384]

Dembele wants to stay at ra sellick now!

According to his agent he has his heart set on seeing out his four years. I can see it now. All the green and grey hordes telling the board "Well done, we pyoor urny a selling club, up er wi Madrid and Man U so wi ur".

It will cushion the blow for him joining West Brom in the summer.

[ronniescu 2,965]

I see he's now only valued at £30m. At this rate, he'll be advertised on Gumtree soon.

[6superbarry6 14,126]

18 minutes ago, Gandalf the Blue said:

Dembele wants to stay at ra sellick now!

According to his agent he has his heart set on seeing out his four years. I can see it now. All the green and grey hordes telling the board "Well done, we pyoor urny a selling club, up er wi Madrid and Man U so wi ur".

It will cushion the blow for him joining West Brom in the summer.

Hope he does stay and see out his contract then fuck off for free ??? it would be comedy gold seeing the lengths the cunts would go to punt before his last year 

[ronniescu 2,965]

On Sat Feb 18 2017 at 11:03 AM, EatDolphins said:

It's half right. You don't pledge loyalty to the Crown but you are, by honour, beholden to the laws of the land in which you find yourself. 

You mean just like any other individual in any walk of life?

[BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293]

Just read a comment in the hotline part of the dhailly rhebel. Dhims are diluded as usual ffs .

Some( I'm no joking here ) Craig Gordon from Ayr .

Says dhims must hold their nerve with Debellend for one more season ,They don't need to sell as he has 3 n half years left on his contract and wants to work with Brenda. He will be France's striker at the world cup and has the potential to become the world's first £100 million man 

 

 

[Howsitgoing 4,281]

25 minutes ago, BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT said:

Just read a comment in the hotline part of the dhailly rhebel. Dhims are diluded as usual ffs .

Some( I'm no joking here ) Craig Gordon from Ayr .

Says dhims must hold their nerve with Debellend for one more season ,They don't need to sell as he has 3 n half years left on his contract and wants to work with Brenda. He will be France's striker at the world cup and has the potential to become the world's first £100 million man 

 

 

It's almost getting to the stage where I'm starting to feel sorry for these imbeciles. What a fall they are going to have when they finally realise what's what. The newspapers might be sucking these twats in but overall they're  doing these sub-human beings more harm than good. 

[sandyinroyalblue 16,478]

[LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510]

Just read one of those daft click bait stories on the sport bible, "Moussa Dembele is the most in demand striker in Europe and he's finally announced where he'll be playing next season" followed by an article where his agent says he'll see out his 4 year deal at the tarriers.

 

Wouldn't be hard when there's been no interest from elsewhere I suppose.

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,109]

3 hours ago, BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT said:

Just read a comment in the hotline part of the dhailly rhebel. Dhims are diluded as usual ffs .

Some( I'm no joking here ) Craig Gordon from Ayr .

Says dhims must hold their nerve with Debellend for one more season ,They don't need to sell as he has 3 n half years left on his contract and wants to work with Brenda. He will be France's striker at the world cup and has the potential to become the world's first £100 million man 

 

 

His agent has said he's willing to see out his contract and is going nowhere.

One day he's saying every club in the world are after him and now he says he's going nowhere....confused ?

[BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293]

7 minutes ago, ritchieshearercaldow said:

His agent has said he's willing to see out his contract and is going nowhere.

One day he's saying every club in the world are after him and now he says he's going nowhere....confused ?

He'll be getting pimped off to the highest bidder (of no more than 10/12 million overhyped quid ) by the dhims in the next transfer window   

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,109]

7 minutes ago, BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT said:

He'll be getting pimped off to the highest bidder (of no more than 10/12 million overhyped quid ) by the dhims in the next transfer window   

Aye as soon as they're pumped oot the CL, Tims must be mad to want him to see out his contract, the longer he stays his price will drop and there's every chance his form will drop.

[SuperPapac05 3,383]

The whole point of signing Dembele was to shift him on for a tidy profit. Dembele ain't staying. Cunts think everyone is a spastic. 

[Thewhitesettler 2,711]

5 hours ago, SuperPapac05 said:

The whole point of signing Dembele was to shift him on for a tidy profit. Dembele ain't staying. Cunts think everyone is a spastic. 

They'll need to shift him on to pay the Co-op bank back the £millions they owe them. 

Wouldn't it be wonderful if the Co-op bank was taken over, and wanted Celtic to settle up with them, and put a bank employee, onto their board, to make sure that any money coming in, goes straight to the banks to pay off the loans?? Surely they couldn't go into admin to dodge paying the tax man, the church, the face painters, the rubber doll sales man, Lidl, and so forth?

If Carlsberg did dreams....

[tam57 698]

Paolo Nutini charged with drink-driving.

Funny there is no mention of what team he supports.

If it was one of ours it would have been mentioned first.

[B1872 20,625]

7 minutes ago, tam57 said:

Paolo Nutini charged with drink-driving.

Funny there is no mention of what team he supports.

If it was one of ours it would have been mentioned first.

Aye surprised they haven't tried to link the wee rat to us.

[Ryju84 3,170]

12 hours ago, ritchieshearercaldow said:

Aye as soon as they're pumped oot the CL, Tims must be mad to want him to see out his contract, the longer he stays his price will drop and there's every chance his form will drop.

More likely to sell before the CL starts, surely?

As soon as other teams see him flop against decent European opposition, and how shit he can be against a decent set of defenders, then his value will sink. 

 

[BridgeIsBlue 66,549]

Uefa has fined Celtic 19,000 euros over crowd disturbances and setting off fireworks during the Champions League game at Manchester City.

The governing body charged Celtic over trouble during the 1-1 draw at the Etihad Stadium last December.

It is the 10th time in the past five years the club have been charged by European football's governing body regarding their fans' behaviour.

The draw in Manchester saw Celtic finished bottom of the group.

The Scottish Premiership club have yet to comment on the latest fine.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39077157

[Moody Blue Legend 61,341]

Just ban the cunts.

[Captain Hilts 12,819]

29 minutes ago, Moody Blue Legend said:

Just ban the cunts.

10 fines in 5 years.  They're clearly not getting the message.