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29 minutes ago, LaudrupsPatrickBoots said:

They're saying AC Milan are in talks with them and the Rebel are claiming the deal is worth £27m

Something must have gotten lost in translation? That seems low using tbe latest dembele dollars conversion rate, must be a 1 missing at the start.

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18 minutes ago, Ferris Bueller said:

Something must have gotten lost in translation? That seems low using tbe latest dembele dollars conversion rate, must be a 1 missing at the start.

No mate I think they've missed the 0 at the end..... he won't go for less than $270m dembeles......

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1 minute ago, Gandalf the Blue said:

AC Milan now in talks with Dembele :lol:

Says it's true. Say he leaves for £20m at least. Would you not be raging that his replacement is a 30 year old Aberdeen player :lol:

You're deluded if you think that's his replacement

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2 hours ago, G.E.C. said:

AC Milan would be a shite move tbh. They've been going downhill for years.

Aye but he's that good he'll single handedly win them a league, cup and ECL treble in his first season obviously...

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47 minutes ago, Bluenose1986 said:

Aye but he's that good he'll single handedly win them a league, cup and ECL treble in his first season obviously...

If by ecl you mean champions league, then that would be impressive coz they're not even in it ? Think there's a chance we could meet them in Europa qualifying 

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3 hours ago, Hutchy WATP said:

Be the usual from the smelly cunts, he'll go for "a deal worth 27m" factoring in the wages of his contract or some shit, they've done it for years

So much for the 40m bid that was blasted all over ssn from Chelsea. 

Denied by conte. More bluster from lieswell .The same prick who sat and made a statement about an unknown club from an unknown universe making a bid for jelavic 

If he does go for 27m.by the time agents and fritzel gets a cut they might have enough left to fix the toilets 

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13 hours ago, Bristoe1872 said:

They are swallowing the hype the mhedia here lavishes on them. They are in for one almighty fall. Which will be sweet indeed. 

Your correct .if we click next season with the squad we look like having.look forward to our achievements being the result of dodgy referees and anti Catholic conspiracy 

There's no way their downfall will be their own doing 

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2 hours ago, MisterBlueSky said:

Some people need to take the blue specs off. They will get at least 20m for him closer to 30m whether we think it's worth it or not.

 

That is today's market.

Yes the money is ridiculous nowadays, but clubs are not stupid. 

£10m at the most. 

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:lol: Pay more for him now than it would have cost to get him last summer?

Aye nae bother :lol:

They'll get 6 or 7 with clauses and the media with add the value of they clauses and claim they've got 10+

They've been reported 10 million transfers for years and if you look at the accounts the initial fees were closer to 5 million.

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21 minutes ago, Getstiffed said:

:lol: Pay more for him now than it would have cost to get him last summer?

Aye nae bother :lol:

They'll get 6 or 7 with clauses and the media with add the value of they clauses and claim they've got 10+

They've been reported 10 million transfers for years and if you look at the accounts the initial fees were closer to 5 million.

the media also report it differently, they never say "celtic receive x amount for someone" they say "southampton splash y amount for someone" the y amount is factoring in the wages for the length of contract they have signed

for dembele, say he gets 50 grand a week for 4 years, thats just over 10mill in wages, so the reported 27million quid is only 17mill, if its even that, then as you say the clauses etc, bet they only see around 10mill overall if they are lucky

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11 minutes ago, Jimbeamjunior said:

the media also report it differently, they never say "celtic receive x amount for someone" they say "southampton splash y amount for someone" the y amount is factoring in the wages for the length of contract they have signed

for dembele, say he gets 50 grand a week for 4 years, thats just over 10mill in wages, so the reported 27million quid is only 17mill, if its even that, then as you say the clauses etc, bet they only see around 10mill overall if they are lucky

It would be £10 mil more than we'll see, they are jammy cunts. their luck must run out sometime, let's hope it's next season.

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3 hours ago, MisterBlueSky said:

Some people need to take the blue specs off. They will get at least 20m for him closer to 30m whether we think it's worth it or not.

 

That is today's market.

Away and dip yir cousin ya four fingered mutant fenian bastard.

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1 hour ago, Jimbeamjunior said:

the media also report it differently, they never say "celtic receive x amount for someone" they say "southampton splash y amount for someone" the y amount is factoring in the wages for the length of contract they have signed

for dembele, say he gets 50 grand a week for 4 years, thats just over 10mill in wages, so the reported 27million quid is only 17mill, if its even that, then as you say the clauses etc, bet they only see around 10mill overall if they are lucky

They do the same when they but players. 2.8m transfer deal.but in reality they pay 1.2m for the player 

 

Gives the hordes a feel good factor and helps take their eyes of the fact that fritzel and lieswell are creaming big bonuses

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1 hour ago, Jimbeamjunior said:

the media also report it differently, they never say "celtic receive x amount for someone" they say "southampton splash y amount for someone" the y amount is factoring in the wages for the length of contract they have signed

for dembele, say he gets 50 grand a week for 4 years, thats just over 10mill in wages, so the reported 27million quid is only 17mill, if its even that, then as you say the clauses etc, bet they only see around 10mill overall if they are lucky

The Wanyama transfer is a good example of that , smsm report a £12 million fee then we're supposed to believe that after 2 years Southampton sell him to Spurs for £10 million . The unwashed just lap this up though .

Funny that none of the financial experts who go through every detail to do with us never seem to pay any attention to the taigs manipulation of figures .

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