* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

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Just now, gmcf said:

Don't know if true , but I'm sure I've read liewells son works at ManCity .

He does 

[ger4life_1872 29,454]

Man city own that club in oz I'm sure , going same was as Chelsea and using the youth academy's as a business , he turns out great they have a result if not then the tarriers have prob paid for most of his development anyway 

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8 minutes ago, Amato said:

So Man City buy him, immediately loan him to celtic for two years but grant them an option to buy at the end of the loan period? Before even knowing how good he might be? So basically he'll be good enough for celtic in which case they'll buy him with him having never played for City, or he won't be good enough in which case City will be getting a shite player returned to them.

Why are Man City signing up for this?

They did the same with Aaron Mooy as well so it's quite odd I guess it's the loan fees they are making money on.

[gmcf 34,132]

1 minute ago, Rfc52 said:

He does 

? You can see the tie in there then . 

Just need to find who's got a relationship at Southampton now  

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

 

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30 minutes ago, Amato said:

So Man City buy him, immediately loan him to celtic for two years but grant them an option to buy at the end of the loan period? Before even knowing how good he might be? So basically he'll be good enough for celtic in which case they'll buy him with him having never played for City, or he won't be good enough in which case City will be getting a shite player returned to them.

Why are Man City signing up for this?

Lawwell junior.....

[MattyBlue 17,113]

Anyone hear Ally Mccoist on talk sport this morning 

 

Alan Brazil said if celtic played in the US they would have to play in Boston, where would Rangers play Ally?

 

Would probably have to be Orange County  ???

[BridgeIsBlue 66,606]

Beautiful human being

[VallancesDog 2,051]

Disco lights won’t go away. Love it.

[Sonnybear1972 8,130]

30 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

Beautiful human being

It's fuckin uncanny and the shit the guy hits out with, you could actually see that deluded bastard saying half of it 

[harlands plater 16,974]

Do they have a (Gary) glitter ball to go with the disco lights?

[Hadron Collider 30,856]

Bet you anything Brenda wears a medallion in bed. 

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6 minutes ago, Hadron Collider said:

Bet you anything Brenda wears a medallion in bed. 

[WCPRANGERS1 2,997]

Fucking actually is the Glitterdome now....

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12 minutes ago, harlands plater said:

Do they have a (Gary) glitter ball to go with the disco lights?

I’m sure that’s in the dark recesses of that fucking place. 

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3 hours ago, SuperPapac05 said:

celtic have been given the option to buy him after the loan so I'm guessing he ain't that special or else City would hang on to him. 

surely not .this means Man City are buying a player on behalf of another club .

if the player turns out shite he's Man City's responsibility. 

if he turns out good then it's a no risk strategy for the taigs .

Sporting integrity indeed 

[TMB 14,167]

On ClydeSSB earlier they said celtic only have an option to buy Arzani if Man City aren't interested in keeping him after the two year loan period.  It's more like a first refusal option.  

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8 minutes ago, TMB said:

On ClydeSSB earlier they said celtic only have an option to buy Arzani if Man City aren't interested in keeping him after the two year loan period.  It's more like a first refusal option.  

That would seem more likely, the other scenario suggested makes no sense at all for city. They will surely be calling the shots, the deal must be loaded in their favour

[TMB 14,167]

10 minutes ago, MurrayWilson said:

That would seem more likely, the other scenario suggested makes no sense at all for city. They will surely be calling the shots, the deal must be loaded in their favour

Man City paid just £280k for Arzani so if he doesn't develop at celtic he'll be punted and they've lost nothing.  If the player does develop in to someone with EPL potential they'll take him back and leave celtic empty handed.  Even with Mooy, Man City inserted a 'buy back option' so even after the player was sold they could later go in and grab him if they wanted.  Man City aren't mugs this deal will certainly favour them.

celtic have a right to buy (but only if he's shite).

 

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2 hours ago, Laudrup1984 said:

 

Nice bit of rhyming slang in there!

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2 hours ago, Laudrup1984 said:

 

Cracker. 

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1 hour ago, magic8ball said:

surely not .this means Man City are buying a player on behalf of another club .

if the player turns out shite he's Man City's responsibility. 

if he turns out good then it's a no risk strategy for the taigs .

Sporting integrity indeed 

I said in an earlier post this sounds wrong and I do not understand how they get away with this, but probably not illegal unfortunately. 

Wankers. 

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https://twitter.com/Sparky51006406/status/1030549027711012865?s=09

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1 hour ago, TMB said:

On ClydeSSB earlier they said celtic only have an option to buy Arzani if Man City aren't interested in keeping him after the two year loan period.  It's more like a first refusal option.  

“Haw Tam, gonnae dae us a favour big man, gonnae buy a dug and then len me it? I’ll feed it and exercise it and shit but it’ll still be your dug. Mind ah looked after your other wee dug, Tam, eh? Just need another wan and cannae buy it masel, man”

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17 minutes ago, smartypants said:

https://twitter.com/Sparky51006406/status/1030549027711012865?s=09