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That amazing feeling you would get as a pre teen ....

When you found a jazz mag in a forest?

:lol:

Thinking about it now..carrying a scuddy book home that some creepy bastard has probably shot his load all over is absolutely rank!

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That amazing feeling you would get as a pre teen ....

When you found a jazz mag in a forest?

:lol:

Thinking about it now..carrying a scuddy book home that some creepy bastard has probably shot his load all over is absolutely rank!

:lol: had to convince yourself it was the rain that had stuck the pages together!

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for some reason, the jazz mags to be found in forests were always stuff like Razzle or Mayfair. You'd figure deviants wanking in the woods would want some of the European stuff.

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I once found a blank cassette in the forest once and convinced myself it was porn when i was about 11..

waited up till like 2am for my parents to go to bed and put it on ..

Only to find it was a runrig in concert video :(

:lol:

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I once found a blank cassette in the forest once and convinced myself it was porn when i was about 11..

waited up till like 2am for my parents to go to bed and put it on ..

Only to find it was a runrig in concert video :(

:lol:

like I say, you'd expect deviants to want harder stuff. :craphead:

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:lol: I remember finding them, I wasnt clatty enough to pick them up and take them home!

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It was a good feeling finding them, but who goes to a forest with a wank mag to get there fix??

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It was a good feeling finding them, but who goes to a forest with a wank mag to get there fix??

Men with nowhere else to have seedy wanks ? :lol:

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I once found a blank cassette in the forest once and convinced myself it was porn when i was about 11..

waited up till like 2am for my parents to go to bed and put it on ..

Only to find it was a runrig in concert video :(

:lol:

Bet you still cracked one off to it Craigee. :craphead:

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I once found a blank cassette in the forest once and convinced myself it was porn when i was about 11..

waited up till like 2am for my parents to go to bed and put it on ..

Only to find it was a runrig in concert video :(

:lol:

Bet you still cracked one off to it Craigee. :craphead:

You can just see him sitting there in his boxers, king size box of kleenex at the ready with the most disappointed look on his face ever :lol:

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It must be a smelly yuletide in your house...

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It was like waking up on christmas and unwrapping a box with a shite in it :(

:craphead:

FFS Craigee, I told u I was skint. It's the thought that counts! :angry2:

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It was like waking up on christmas and unwrapping a box with a shite in it :(

:craphead:

FFS Craigee, I told u I was skint. It's the thought that counts! :angry2:

You could have ate healthily for a month before to at least make it look nice for me!

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can't think why I didn't remember this earlier (unless I shut it out to avoid the horrific memories) but the owner of one of the two butchers shops where I grew up ended up being prosecuted for masturbating in the woods. I seem to vaguely remember people were picnicing nearby but the years have dimmed the recollection.

Anyway, one of his nephews was at my school and needless to say he was persecuted relentlessly. My favourite quote being "he's a prize winning butcher, he can't beat his meat".

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another excellent quote was when we found out the mum of a buddy from school was having an affair with the guy who owned the local garage and service station. Speculation was she'd said "Fill me up, Mr kerr"

:lol:

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:lol:

Prisoner Cell Block W...

What are you in for?

Having a wank.

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