Guest Andypendek Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Man, we could really use some good news right about now! If anyone from Ibrox is reading this, PLEASE bring out some old cobblers about the stadium being redeveloped into a 100,000 seater complex, capable of taking off and landing somewhere sunny once everyone is seated. The pilot on the inaugural journey will be Capt. Bird's Eye, stewardess duties will be attended to by Megan Fox, Kayleigh Pearson and Penelope Cruz while Angelina Jolie will kiss anyone called Andy who happens past. A lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skol 401 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Man, we could really use some good news right about now! If anyone from Ibrox is reading this, PLEASE bring out some old cobblers about the stadium being redeveloped into a 100,000 seater complex, capable of taking off and landing somewhere sunny once everyone is seated. The pilot on the inaugural journey will be Capt. Bird's Eye, stewardess duties will be attended to by Megan Fox, Kayleigh Pearson and Penelope Cruz while Angelina Jolie will kiss anyone called Andy who happens past. A lot. Fantastic Andy. You know there'd be a few replies like "Captain Bird's Eye is a terrible choice of pilot. We'll probably all crash and die. This is just Murray looking for an excuse to claim the insurance money". I think we should fine S Smith 2 weeks wages for getting kicked on the ankle and then execute him. Seems proportionate. I hate the close season - it turns people into lunatics! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andypendek Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Man, we could really use some good news right about now! If anyone from Ibrox is reading this, PLEASE bring out some old cobblers about the stadium being redeveloped into a 100,000 seater complex, capable of taking off and landing somewhere sunny once everyone is seated. The pilot on the inaugural journey will be Capt. Bird's Eye, stewardess duties will be attended to by Megan Fox, Kayleigh Pearson and Penelope Cruz while Angelina Jolie will kiss anyone called Andy who happens past. A lot. Fantastic Andy. You know there'd be a few replies like "Captain Bird's Eye is a terrible choice of pilot. We'll probably all crash and die. This is just Murray looking for an excuse to claim the insurance money". I think we should fine S Smith 2 weeks wages for getting kicked on the ankle and then execute him. Seems proportionate. I hate the close season - it turns people into lunatics! Funniest line of the close season!!! Outstanding!!! It's not often I actually 'lol' but I did at that one. However, trying to explain to my 9 year old why I was laughing was probably a mistake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueboy94 54 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 hahahahahahahaha Some pathetic responses to this thread. Lets get rid of an upcoming player who has battled through injury hell, because hes out for a week. Bit OTT Agree with you completly :unionflag: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del 667 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Hes only out for a week FFS!! They way people go on in here is fukin stupid, he will miss the 2-3games in holland big deal he will still be part of pre season and play in a few games!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,656 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 anyone who knows about football injuries knows that somebody who has had a long term injury always picks up little niggles here and there it only starts to get serious when its the same injury that reoccurs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaffbear 4,096 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 fur fuck sake who next. Murray better open his cheque book wider. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 anyone who knows about football injuries knows that somebody who has had a long term injury always picks up little niggles here and there it only starts to get serious when its the same injury that reoccurs Like Barry's? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Man, we could really use some good news right about now! If anyone from Ibrox is reading this, PLEASE bring out some old cobblers about the stadium being redeveloped into a 100,000 seater complex, capable of taking off and landing somewhere sunny once everyone is seated. The pilot on the inaugural journey will be Capt. Bird's Eye, stewardess duties will be attended to by Megan Fox, Kayleigh Pearson and Penelope Cruz while Angelina Jolie will kiss anyone called Andy who happens past. A lot. Fantastic Andy. You know there'd be a few replies like "Captain Bird's Eye is a terrible choice of pilot. We'll probably all crash and die. This is just Murray looking for an excuse to claim the insurance money". I think we should fine S Smith 2 weeks wages for getting kicked on the ankle and then execute him. Seems proportionate. I hate the close season - it turns people into lunatics! Funniest line of the close season!!! Outstanding!!! It's not often I actually 'lol' but I did at that one. However, trying to explain to my 9 year old why I was laughing was probably a mistake. Brilliant wee exchange! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott-RFC 308 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 The absolute last thing he needed He wasn't going to make the team,so I wouldn't worry too much? way overrated anyway,he may make a decent back-up,if he ever gets fully fit. He was player of the season until he got injured, and although Papac done well at left back, an on form Smith pushes him all the way, while still having age on his side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippinEck 3,701 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Could happen to anyone, its a blow though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy 68 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 The guy has no luck whatsoever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Whoooooooooooah people. The 'overly' negative replies are just people disappointed about yet another niggly injury in a long line of niggly injuries. Oh, and Skol & Andy, superb :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
docspiderman 1,220 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 The absolute last thing he needed He wasn't going to make the team,so I wouldn't worry too much? way overrated anyway,he may make a decent back-up,if he ever gets fully fit. He was player of the season until he got injured, and although Papac done well at left back, an on form Smith pushes him all the way, while still having age on his side A big percentage of the goals we lost in the half season he played were the result of crosses from his area which the central defence failed to handle. Not his fault Svensson and co were useless defensively but he certainly gave opponents far too much time and space to put in these crosses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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