Ma man’s going with his pal Jim
while me and his wife Kim stay in to drink wine and take in the game
if we win i kin see the four of us at it hammer in tongs aw night
it’s great havin swinging pals that are Gers fans
this run big Phil’s got us on I’v not been able tae sit doon for weeks due tae the pounding I’m getting aff ma man and his mucker Jim , Kim wiz telling me the same this morning when she phoned asking what colour of underwear I wiz putting on tomorrow