McCulloch the defender: Stuff of nightmares. McCulloch the midfielder: Possibly even worse. McCulloch the striker: Actually scored some surprisingly memorable goals. McCulloch the coach: Not able to judge. Some of the best coaches who were previously players weren't the best on the pitch (and vice versa with recent head coaches in mind). If Weir has seen his coaching side and believes he has a talent, same as Gary Locke must have, then I'll trust his judgement.