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Hi Patrick! Sent you're Cannon up an underage bhoy lately?

He's taking up a coaching role at Feyenoord when he retires.

A sign of the Budesliga's increasing credibility over the Premiership?

Nice gesture. But don't those in the armed forces earn more than the average Joe public?

Nonsense. My mates are all bears and all are equally passionate Scots. The whole Bears love England thing is a total myth. Jog on Declan.

Funny thing is at the time the Ibrox Disaster arguably affected the Celtic players as much as the Rangers players. They helped carry bodies, attended to the injured, etc. These sick, vile morons of the CST are disrespecting these guys, who put rivalry aside to help fellow human beings, as much as they are disrespecting Rangers. Indefensible.

Me too. There's something about Mark Lawrenson that makes me want to chew my own arm off and throw it at the TV. I really can't stand his inane, camp drivel. And when he tries to be witty I die a little inside.

That just looks weird It's kinda like seeing your burd with another guy. Well he's certainly cheated us. Or that's how it feels at least.

Also. If I'm walking down the road and get a text saying SSN confirms that it's true, I'm just going to ride the person closest to me. Carlsberg don't do rumours.... It is a beezer. I so hope it's true.

This is obviously bullshit. There's no way that your friend the Celtic fan has a job!

Good luck Kris. Think you've let yourself and the Rangers fans down but all the best. Let's draw a line under it and move on.

Did you vote for Middlesbrough as 'worst place to live' in 2007? Do you know anybody that did? It was a channel four tv show, and not to be taken seriously. Have a bit of common sense. Nobody - least of all from Middlesbrough - would attempt to argue that Boro are comparable in size to Rangers. That's not even up for debate so I'm not sure why anybody would still be talking about it. Maybe Boyd just wants more money? Maybe it's the challenge of playing in a team challenging for a place in the best league in the world? Maybe he's been seduced by the world class facilities available to players at Boro? Maybe he fancies the chairman (and, to be fair, who wouldn't)? Maybe he's seen something in Middlesbrough you don't get from lazy perspectives born of trash TV? Or maybe I should respond in kind and claim he's bored of deep fried mars bars for tea every night? Because that's what the TV tells me you eat up there. I would actually argue that La Liga is a much better league than the EPL- when was the last time a top EPL side bought a top player from a top La Liga side? If he's looking for world class facilities, then he'd do well to find a training ground superior to the £16m Murray Park, and a stadium better than Ibrox, rated 5 star by UEFA. Also, tell me what Boyd would see in Middlesbrough that he couldn't see in Scotland. I'm happy to be proven wrong. About 5 days ago when Man City bought Yaya Toure and David Silva. I still agree that La Liga is better.

So you guys are playing in the Champions League this season then?

To call them scum would be a diservice to scumbags around the world. The lowest of the low. They aren't even shit on our shoes.

He's holding out for Arsenal. HOw embarrassing.

Couldn't care less.

Trying not to snigger as Germany scored the fourth goal against England as my English girlfriend and her parents looked on in horror.

The shit will hit the fan in the Premiership within the next few years. Portsmouth is only the beginning.

You're right babe.

He did what anyone else would do. Gyan is a stupid prick for missing.

I love how you say that like it's a bad thing. He's a striker. That's his job. It's like saying Davie Weir is only good at defending.

Where did you get your gambling addiction?

No one is IMO. Fantastic player though.

What a minger it annoys me when they call him the oldest boyband in town as they arent the only managerial team that dress the same, look at Bert Van Mewik and Frank De Boer, they always have the same suits on as well The English are just bitter towards the Germans. That's all it is. Pathetic really.

Me too, he added a bit of balance, physicality, to a Barcelona midfield that lacked that bit of dig, a cracking player who should do really well in the EPL Has a w*nker of an agent who convinced him that he's one of the best players in the world, and that he was unappreciated at Barca. Well I don't disagree that he was unappreciated. He's five times the player that Busquets is but was behind him in the pecking order for some reason.