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Foderingham Tav McCrorie Martin John Dorrans Goss Candeias Windass Murphy Morelos Then with a bench including Cummings, Jack, Alves, Holt, Wallace, etc, I'd say we're looking very good - and it's a fairly young squad to build upon in the future. Not sure about McCrorie in defence rather than midfield but had to shoehorn him and Goss in the same side. Still unsure about Murphy but he's our best option out left and he's improving game by game. Just wish he'd try not to get every single shot blocked, he kinda telegraphs them...

Nice and cheery

Not sure if you're serious, but that was my point It's the five Spanish speakers. Can only imagine Alfredo "Nae Pals" Morelos has been lumped with Windass and his spice boy crew thanks to that haircut! Edit: Also just realised Spanish is different from Portuguese and I'm an idiot

Great to see the new boys integrating with the rest of the team. "Right lads, get yourselves into groups of 5!"

Caixinha said he'd only be putting one of him or Herrera into the squad, but would bring them both so they could gel with the lads. Worked out well.

Oh sorry have I done something wrong..? Do you disagree with me..? He needs out the door asap.

"We need to focus on the positives" Seriously Pedro, where the fuck were the positives from that?

Progres have made 10 new signings so far this summer. And they're part-time. And they're the 4th best team in Luxembourg. And they've never won a game in Europe. I think it's safe to say people weren't expecting to lose this match..? Pish excuses have no place at a club like Rangers.

"Don't worry, things will be different when we have Pena/Herrera in the team..." 4 days ago: "Don't worry, things will be different when we have Morelos/Candeias in the team..." 4 months ago: "Don't worry, things will be different when we have Kranjcar/Rossiter in the team..." etc, etc We're running out of players to pin all our hopes on here. Let's face it, what we're watching is fucking shite. When your right back is your only player willing to run at the other team (and not successfully might I add), then you know you've got a problem. Never thought I'd say this but I'd like to see Windass on soon......

Perhaps didn't have the heart to be playing here, but we should be getting a whole lot more than that for him. The boy has ability, great deal for Forest.

Pretty sure it was him that put the last ditch block in that prevented a certain goal after the "hand ball" in the 2nd half. For that I can't criticise him as it saved us from what would've been a very embarrassing result, and if it had been Alves or Cardoso that did it folk would've been frothing out the ears. On the other hand, he looks even more uncomfortable on the ball than Salim Kerkar, and that's saying something. He's an apt backup, and at least the right type of defender to pair with Cardoso when needed.

We're fucking amazing

Fuck is Grant Hanley doing at the bottom there, did not need to see any of that..

Is this a poem?