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FatPirateHooker

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  1. I dont get it Looks like lead singer of Metalica... and those are slightly changed lyrics to one of his songs.
  2. I cant get over the animal she went out and hunted down just so she would wear a pretty dress. Are you done? Over and out.
  3. I cant get over the animal she went out and hunted down just so she would wear a pretty dress.
  4. Man walked into a bar... Sits next to the bartender and tells him "if I show you the best thing you have ever seen in your life, will you give me a free pint?" Bar man responds "Aye, sure, but ive seen some pretty amzing stuff" Man takes a wee mouse out his pocket along with a mini piano, sticks them on the table, and whispers into the mouses ear. Mouse then goes into a rendition of the chop sticks on the piano. "Now, how about that free pint?" Barman sais "Ehh yea... that was amazing, but I'm afraid its not the best thing ive ever seen" A bit anoyed about this... the man goes back into his po
  5. Anyone know what's going on there? Apart from the obvious ofcourse.
  6. Na , never shit bricks , infact wasny even scared , is it a bear ? you should be , it's fucking Peado Bear All I saw was the bear, who's fucking it?
  7. I found it a great laugh - mind you I was absolutely wrecked the whole time I was there!! There is alot to do besides bevvy tho, a good wee place The only other thing im interested in apart from the drink is the burds i'll see Let's all go abroad get pissed and shag English and Scottish burds. Not like you can stay at home and do that
  8. <cr> I can vaguely see what may be a stoneage type drawing of a wee man with big teeth near the middle of the photo. WIT!? It's there as clear as day! It's a wee black guy in a yellow t-shirt and blue shorts, with big white teeth. The big black area in the middle, look just to the left of that, in the area before the turbine things...
  9. <cr> I can vaguely see what may be a stoneage type drawing of a wee man with big teeth near the middle of the photo.
  10. You realise the Korean one is a trap :lol: She doesnt have a dick though - a nice doctor with a scalpel sorted that out
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