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Ha, neither can I, mate. I'm going on what random Portuguese punters were saying on Twitter and Reddit.

All the comments I've read from Portuguese people suggest Dalcio is pish and Candeias is mediocre. I'm looking forward to seeing Alves, Morelos, and the Mexicans though. It's been so long since we had some exotic players being signed.

What a save from Fod! Saving our fucking arses yet again.

RTV Commentator just said that the average age of the Rangers back four is 20-and-a-quarter years old.

On iPad it seems to be impossible to get rid of them and the video never plays. on laptop it just said 'wait 30 seconds' and it played as normal.

Aww Garner, hard lines.

http://www.vipleague.is/football/474655/1/rangers-vs-aberdeen-live-stream-online.html None of the streams were working on my iPad so I had to use my ancient laptop.

I finally get a stream working and immedately see Aberdeen take the lead. Fuck off.

It was against Shelbourne in 1998. We won 2-0. Not on Youtube, alas.

People saying 'the worst since admin'.... At least when we went into administration there was a sense of people pulling their sleeves up and recognising that survival was the only thing that mattered. Now, I'm just afraid that everyone will slowly lose interest in Rangers. That in five years time half the people in this thread won't even be watching our games on telly. Scottish schoolchildren already seem to be more interested in English football. Is there any way back?

Miller! The only one worthy of the shirt.

I just feel embarrassed.

Rangers were absolutely feeble in that first half. It's not as bad as when McDowall was in charge but that was honestly one of the most powder-puff performances I've ever seen in an OF game. Must do better!

Why is there a floating captain's armband next to Waghorn? Surely Miller's the captain. Also, Bates against Dembele and Sinclair gives me the fear.

The greatest day in the history of humanity.

We beat them a year ago.

What a strange bit of broadcasting. What was its purpose? Was it supposed to be a debate about football? Because it started with Sutton abusing DJ for seemingly no relevant reason.

I gave up Sky last year and now I'm left with Radio Scotland. Fucking hell.

Why the fuck was Kevin McKenna in this documentary? He's a cunt and everyone hates him, his columns for the Observer are fucking terrible and he can barely string a sentence together. Oh, and this: Kevin McKenna = arsehole.

Cut down or you'll get diabetes. I stopped drinking it and lost loads of weight. Irn Bru is divine but should be drunk only occasionally. EDIT: my brain somehow completely missed the comment about drinking sugar-free. As you were.

The same thing happened in 1994. We won the league, played like shite in the remaining games, then lost the cup final to Dundee Utd. We'd have won back-to-back trebles.

Aye, Weir was hopeless at Sheffield Utd. No more Greig/McCoist sentimental appointments.

It irks me that that Celtic have won the Scottish Cup more often than us. I want us to lead all clubs in the domestic competitions.

I was listening on the radio. I think I heard the Celtic fans sing three times during the 120 mins. Absolutely pathetic from them. Our fans sounded incredible, even louder than normal. Brilliant stuff.

Absolutely brilliant, Jesus my heart is still racing. Fucking penalty shootouts, I won't survive another.