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DavidCF2

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  1. "The new creation by JML! A 20-pronged dildo!! Now with real baby batter for all your repopulating needs!"

  2. 8 out of 10 cats prefer. . . . . . . .

    AVOIDING DAVID

  3. a Thank you...?? a fuckin thank you...?? i lost all they cloned credit cards cos of your clumsiness YA PIE

  4. A WILD TOGS APPEARS!

  5. As a British businessman. I like to know where my chemical money is going. And with JML it's going right back into the British economy!

    I could be their spokesperson! Oh the very thought!

  6. Awright davie, alls good mate. On a mega bow session the day. been no well wi ma hayfever so the weekend satrts here. watp/ftp

  7. Awright lad, matted wi the cider watp and fuck el papa.

  8. awwww ye kno am only kiddin.. or am i.. lol

  9. aye calm doon Dave! grab your passport and your bikini then.. !!

  10. Aye sometimes they can mis-advertise. They're bastards like that sometimes. I suppose with a company with the magnitude of JML you have to take the bad with the good.

  11. Back on track. Like a briefly derailed locomotive. FULL STEAM AHEAD ON THE JML TRAIN!

  12. Cannae whack a bit of Knight Rider.

  13. Crafty. Very crafty. If only we were the brains behind this JML train.

  14. DCR1 0 - 12 ElBee

  15. dunno.. mibbe tomoro.. lol

  16. Five star rating for you. :)

  17. From what I hear on the grapevine they're dabbling in the bio weapons market.

    Exciting times!

  18. fuck monroe cat.. ghosties is far better

  19. Fuck.....

    Kitchening will NEVER be the same.

  20. Hahah I know, I was just saying the guy does look like a bunnet hahaha.

  21. HAHAHAHA YA MAD TEABAGGER

  22. Hahahahaha that is brilliant!

  23. Heartbreaking..

  24. Hey Davo.. You goin anywhere nice this summer..? They say CATalunia is purrrfect at this time of year..

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