baxterboy

Here's me thinkin' 'The Ratio' was going to be all about the disparity of tickets we get for their dump compared to the higher ratio we give to them for Ibrox. And what's the article about - fricken 'tweets', ffs!

Make it a point of never wearing anything green let alone one of their paedo scarfs! When I was 5, it was dead important to me that there were more blue things than green things. When I got to adding the grass, I was fucking sweatin', then when I added the blue ocean we were on easy street, and when I added the blue sky I knew blue ruled - we were The People!

Yerr Da was dead right on all four counts!

I had the privilege of watching both every week. Trust me, Goat, the Hammer was indeed great, but it's not even close. When Pele says Slim should have been a Brazilian that gives you some idea. Baxter is in the category of one of the greatest players who ever played the game.

Best shot, yes! Best left foot in scottish fitbaw? No one comes close - the one and only ... Jim Baxter.

Why Nemane wasn't put on sooner so we could see what he has to offer certainly did my nut in especially considering Windass's awful contribution. But y'know, Oz, your situation is a reminder to all of us that there are some things, believe it or not, that are more important that football.

Your spirit is strong, Oz, and in those moments when it's all getting to you a wee bit, remember, mate, the strength and power of the blue blood running in your veins which will get you through it all. All the best!

Me, gladly..... (for a change)!

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The cool brilliance of that fucking unbelievable save on Van Hookidonkey with the whole Broomloan bursting with rancid paedos behind him. Andy, in a instant, single handedly shattering every one of the scum on the park, and in the stand. After watching Fod's experience in front of the baying Broomloan in the last game against the filth, I think he'd benefit from a wee chat with Andy over a pint.

Best memory of John was at the piggery when wee Johnstone had the ball at the half way line on the wing doing his usual shite - going round in endless circles staying in the same place, getting nowhere. The jungle, as usual, were lapping up his bullshit. Greig had enough of watching his shite, nonchalantly paraded over, shifted his hips and there was the wee ginger bastard flying high six feet in the air, landing on the other side of the track and almost rolling into the jungle. As we pished ourselves laughing in the Rangers end, the jungle was fucking bealin', foaming at mouth to get to big John.

So you were one of the bastards who wis throwin' those cans full of pish we had to dodge doon at the front when a goal went in against us!!

Running battles between rival gangs were nothing compared to the dangers of jumping across and navigating the overflowing rivers of pish from the lavvies, and those not bothering to use the lavvy.

Mentioned in a previous thread ages ago... Ma Da took me my first game in the stand at 5 years old. During it, he asked me how I liked it? I told him is it wis no' bad. And you could see he was a bit disappointed by my response. So he said, 'where would you rather be, then? I said, ' doon therr,' pointing at the middle of the Copland Rd end that was going ballistic. He said I was too wee, adding ma maw wouldn't let him because it was too dangerous. After that, he assured her we were never in the Copland - forgetting to mention we were in the terracing doon in Davy Wilson's corner bordering the Copland :) (my claim to fame being the front page photo of Rangers programme for the Real Madrid match) Truly feel sorry for the new generations of Bears who have never experienced the uncontrolled mayhem when the old Ibrox was full and exploding in delirious pandemonium . Went to the Indy 500 with 500,000 in the stadium - it was a like a morgue compared to the Old Ibrox. Nothing like it!

In 2012, on his Scots Law blog, Paul McConville, was attacking Rangers mercilessly online. In one of many battles with him, he slagged Rangersmedia. I defended RM vigorously, referring to it a great site. RM, however, has gone considerably downhill since those days. The generally high quality of content and wit by a large core of contributors in the past has now been replaced, for the most part, by a small core group who, perhaps, for lack of pussy, spend their time in the infinite boredom of fishing and bullshit rather than on worthwhile topics and discussion.

Cheers, lads! Baby boy! Got right battered by the wife during delivery, she said it was just 'reflex' response, and not because she caught me earlier on RM during her contractions, aye, right! Btw, when the wife wasn't watching, I asked the wee guy what kind of effort Bruno had put in for Rangers compared to his effort for Portugal. Of course, he couldnae reply but his diaper was full. So I'll leave it up to you to decide if he considered Bruno's effort thus far as pish or shite ;)

...emm ... didn't say you did, mate! Btw, if you get an invite to Bruno's wain's birthday party in the next few weeks, might be wise to have another arrangement planned on that day.

You didn't understand the comment. I didn't state bluepeter9 badmouthed players. What I did say was: "I never come close to calling an active player or manager a cunt. I save that for wankers like yourself." Which actually means I save usage of the term 'cunt' for wankers like bluepeter9. Knowing how the comments of all of us managers on the site are enthusiastically read by players, I compensated for the language barrier and sent Bruno the same message, via google translate, on a Portuguese forum. Bruno pm'd me - thanking me for the motivational comments, and said that he was well aware that bluepeter9 was a cunt for badmouthing him, and he'd be getting a rocket up his arse when he returned from international duty. I wrote back and told him google translate, as usual, had fucked up his pm - by translating 'pinata' as 'rocket'. At least we agree bluepeter9 is a 'wanker' which, btw, when translated into Portuguese is 'bluepeter9'.

.... emm... you're dead right, it is indeed a fact that I didn't see what he did 'on' that picture (I hope it wasn't anything too improper); however, I did see what he did 'in' that picture, and based my comment on it! Since the wife is at this moment screaming in the bedroom - dilating and having contractions in an effort to give birth to a future Rangers midfielder, I think it's prudent for me to get off the site before she demonstrates to Bruno just what exactly 'taking no prisoners' is all about. I'll be sure to send a pic ;)

For me, and that other bloke - y'know, the one who coined the phrase about pics and a thousand words, the pic of him in a training session for Portugal is clear proof of Bruno's extreme commitment for Portugal which I have yet to see in a Rangers jersey. And I'd agree it's harsh - the harsh truth.

I simply don't see the effort from Bruno that I think he's capable of. We agree to disagree.

I've not witnessed this kind of effort, and the 'take no prisoner' leadership Bruno is known for in any game he's played for us this season.

As a matter of fact, in the years I've been coming on RM, the one factor above all others which causes me to take breaks away from the forum is excessive abuse of players eg. I've never come close to calling an active player or manager a cunt. I save that for wankers like yourself. My remarks about Bruno, as are all my comments concerning active players, are constructive criticisms to motivate particular players. They are neither abusive or 'anti a Rangers player.' And nothing could be further from the truth than your insinuation 'that I have it in for Alves'. I was ecstatic when we signed an iconic leader like Bruno. He was exactly the kind of aggressive 'take no prisoners' leader our club was lacking. However, in my estimation, he has not been a shadow of that player he's capable of being, and is putting more effort in during Portuguese training sessions than anything I've seen him do in a Rangers jersey, and this photo clearly proves it.

McGregor did excel though - when the real fight with Mayweather started, I've never see a finer example of such cowardly running backwards in a boxing ring. Never learned that particular boxing strategy in Joe Aitchison's gym. Then, again, Conner, coming from an irish republic known for blowing up innocents, well ..... cowardly acts are just bred in the bone, aren't they!

So you actually think Bruno's injury was serious, and that a player is capable of such an acrobatic move a couple of weeks after a serious injury! lol Like fuck did he have a serious injury! This photo is clear evidence his injury was minor, and that, at this point in time, his heart is with Portugal getting to Russia while his retirement package is clearly at Ibrox.