My case for the defence - when the Rangers game finished the defendant switched to hesgoals to view the Ross County v Celic match where that match was only at 88mins and the current score was 1-1 with obviously 2 mins to go. The defendant switched off hesgoals as he can be suspicious minded at times regarding switching on the telly and they (dfb's) score a winning goal. He then goes to watch sky sports news and they (dfb's) score in the 97th minute. He was gutted and threw his mobile phone at the hamster, but missed and regrets his childish actions. He will be sectioned tomorrow.
Regards, D Findlay, RFCQC.