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for fuck sake I just paid £5 for a game that will probably be called off and if it does stay on it will be late into the night when I have to get up for work in the morning.

Well I enjoyed myself that's the main thing

I've got a video on my phone of three random South American prostitutes dancing to this at about 4.30am in some random dingy bar in Vilamoura, Portugal a few months ago, it was surreal as fuck as I was steaming so I thought I had imagined it when I woke up the next morning but then I found the video on my phone. Yes I did sleep with one of the prostitutes.

RIP John However the guy lived to a great age! I bet he has seen some sights following Rangers. I'm glad he got to see us get back to where we belong before he passed, rather than for his last memories of us to be at the bottom of the leagues. Condolences to his family and all the best.

Buffon is probably ahead of Neuer in the all time GK rankings, but currently no one comes close to Neuer and by the time Neuer is Buffon's age I think he will be ahead of him.

Probably the only league game I'm gonna get to to watch Rangers play until February/March time

Dunno but there is some sort of Rangers friendly bar in Vilamoura which is about 10 minutes down the road, as I remember 3 or 4 Porugese/South American prostitutes dancing away to Penny Arcade at about 4am even got a video on my phone. Might not even be a Rangers bar but it was Random as fuck otherwise.

Gonna be out of the country for 6 months till the end of January so gonna miss the first half of the season, I will be lucky to even get some shitty internet to find out the scores. I am hoping I come back and the mighty Rangers are on top of the league and cruising it with wee Brenda on the verge of collecting his P-45.

Just happy I will never have to worry about Nicky Law, Dean Shiels or Nicky Clark coming off the bench and fucking us up again.

McKay is definetley still a winger, the fact is modern day winger are expected to be able to play inside aswell as go outside, its all part of the modern game wingers no longer just hug the touch line run up throne and whip crosses in that's only a small part of their game. I can't think of any modern day elite wingers who play that way if they did they wouldn't be playing at an elite level. Players with Pace & Skill who run at the opposition will always be necessary to break teams down and to play attractive football (which Warburtons is all about). People used this excuse for Walter and Ally when we had to endure the likes of Papac, Wallace, Whittaker, Lafferty, Davis & Edu on the wing rather than the likes of Weiss, Novo & Beasley. Let's not go back to those dark days if you want to watch murderball be my guest I'll happily keep wingers in my team.

In Googly eyes year in charge we were paying Davis £28kpw, McGregor £26kpw and Whittaker £20kpw the likes of Jelavic, McCulloch & Naismith were on similar wages. Some people seem to think that is far fetched but that is the sort of wages being payed for the likes of Davis etc... look at the scum they pay Scott Brown £35kpw ffs. Although I doubt Barton is on £20kpw, just like Rossiter isn't on £10kpw, but he will be on at least £14/£15kpw we wouldn't have got him for any less than that. A wage cap is silly, if the right player comes along who would massively improve our team, who is youngish, has a potential big re-sale value,and is asking for a few grand over some limit we have set in place then we would fools to reject him. It doesn't mean we need to spend more than we can afford and get into debt. All we need to do is use common sense and spend for the right player while saving in other areas.

what about the guy that beat Binnie to Wes i've not heard anything about that cunt Binnie seems to have taken all the attention away from him.

Stubbs is a cunt but you cannot blame him for any of this. People are responsible for their own actions.

Where did you hear this?

Any bridge building should be well and truly stopped. These people hate us, when one Hearts fan attacked the golden boy Neil Lennon the whole of Scottish Football and Scottish Politics were outraged and rightly so but 6 Rangers people were assaulted far worse than Lennon was, and the whole thing is being brushed under the carpet with the media and the bitter Scottish fans trying to put an equal amount of blame onto the Rangers fans. They hate us because we have always been on top of Scottish football and they will take every opportunity to kick us when we are down. Rangers should not let this go kick up a massive fuss untill these cunts suffer and get to fuck with any bridge building I would ban any Hibs fans from entering Ibrox for 10 years and I would also refuse to take tickets for their ground for 10 years as well. Rangers should also create an article of the official website highlighting the comments from various political figures Nicola Sturgeon, Head of Glasgow City Council etc... and highlighting their hypocrisy and demanding 'clarification' and an apology from them. Ultimatley though we will have our revenge when we get back to where we belong on top of Scottish football looking down upon these teuchter & tarrier bastards it's the natural order of things.

Has there ever been a more obvious tarrier bastard than this roaster?

Because other than Burt none of our youth players are good enough Kelly, McCrorie, Thompson, Walsh & Hardie are out on loan remember and the current U-20's have been horrendous this season, our other promising youngsters are still too young yet.

You will struggle to find a single person who agrees with you though, sure you can have an opinion, but it's clear to all that your opinion is wrong.

-Chill out in my room tonight watch a few films eat some junk food go to bed about midnight. -Wake up at 7am meet up with 8 others from camp (one other Rangers fan) and get a taxi to Stafford Train Station and head into London, drop our bags off at the hotel we are staying in. -Go shopping and sight seeing for a bit. -Find a bar/pub showing the Rangers game and at around 1.30pm start drinking at the bars around that area. -Watch Rangers win the Scottish Cup. -Go eat a steak or something. -Move on to some more bars and drink until about 11pm and then find some nightclubs and get fucked up before returning to our hotel in the early hours (hopefully with some girl)

The winner of this thread is easily

Staying in London tomorrow night 7 of them are English, the other Rangers fan and I have made it clear we are finding a bar showing the Rangers game the three girls were kicking off but there is no chance we are missing the game.

Was he fuck he along with Sir David Weir steadied the ship after the clusterfuck made by PLG's shit cunt defenders. Maybe he wasn't as good as the likes of SDoW, Cuellar & Bougherra but to call him "utter gash" is ridiculous.

Believe me in Iraq & Afghanistan the various EOD units of NATO were working non stop defusing every type of bomb/IED, far more than even Northern Ireland, the Jihadists used much more than just the usual suicide bomb, mobile phone initiated bombs were a very common find, sure most of the attacks on the west have been suicide bombers but not all of them.

Sell/Release-- Cammy Bell Dominic Ball Gedion Zelalem Nicky Law Robbie Crawford Dean Shiels Billy King David Templeton Nicky Clark Send out on loan--Till Christmas and then re evaluate bringing them back to the First Team or sending them on loan to another better club. Liam Kelly Robby McCrorie Ross McCrorie Jordan Thompson Andy Murdoch Liam Burt Tom Walsh Ryan Hardie That leaves us with GK-- Wes Foderingham FB-- James Tavernier, Lee Wallace, Fraser Aird, (Halliday can cover LB) CB-- Rob Keirnan, Danny Wilson (Crooks can cover) CM-- Jason Holt, Andy Halliday, Matt Crooks, Josh WIndass, Joey Barton, Jordan Rossiter AM-- Barrie McKay, Harry Forrester, Michael O'Hallaron (Halliday & Windass can cover) ST-- Martyn Waghorn, Kenny Miller We need -A GK -A Fullback -A CB, maybe even 2 (hopefully one being Dom Ball on loan again) -A Winger -A Striker All signings we make should be able to come into the side and not weaken us the way playing the likes of Shiels, Law & Clark did this season.