A mate of mine managed to talk himself into the Press area years ago at a Spain vs Scotland game in Valencia - he found a press badge on the floor, however it was like a "Kirsty Dawnson'.
Ended up getting pissed pictures with Puyol and co.
Streaming the start of the Old Firm last year on a Chair Lift in the French Alps. Forgot about the time difference.
Managed to ski down to a Danish bar in Val'Disere for the second half. What a dismal game.