WTF? I joined to remove the adverts but I've not posted so far for two reasons; 1) I haven't had anything to add and 2) I thought if I add anything during this time I'll get this sort of banter for being a new poster! For my background I was born and bred in Hyndland, used to hang around Partick Cross in the late 70's as a teenager and now live in the South of England and have done for the last 20 odd years! Get the admin to check the IP location of my post for confirmation of where I am now. Hope that helps reduce by taig-e-ness.. Edit: Oh, bugger, well that's taught me, I now realise the link points to the person who is logged in.. I have gone from mild exasperation to genuine laughter in a matter of minutes. Well done, OP you crafty b*stard!